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General election bull sh1t thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, May 22, 2024.

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Who wil you vote for

  1. Tory Scum

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    10.0%
  2. Loser left Liebour

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  3. Mohammedan Greens

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  4. Reform what party

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  5. SNP talk sh1t party

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  6. Monster Raving Loony Party of superor people

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  7. Some other crap

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  8. Tobys gay lovers party

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  9. None of the above

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  10. Liberal Undemocrats of mongs

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  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    A top thread of interesting politics
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    More has been said about the tories stopping us from voting than has Labour stopping us wanting to vote, in my opinion
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    In what way?
     
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  5. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Who cares...
     
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  6. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I'll vote for the party that promises to bring back hanging.
     
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  7. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    More money for the arts? I second that.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Labour.
     
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  9. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    *Likud
     
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  10. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    **** Twatface is a shoe-in.
     
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  11. Gaz Chambers

    Gaz Chambers 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    can see Queer Gammon winning
     
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  12. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Which millionaire puppet will take the win??

    The one who hates poor people or the one who think women can have dicks and men can have periods??

    I can’t wait to find out.
     
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  13. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Never underestimate the number of forelock tugging serfs among the voting public.
     
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  14. Gaz Chambers

    Gaz Chambers 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    rishi had lots of working class friends growing up, well not working class, aristocrats
     
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  15. HRH Custard VC

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    Monster raving loony party is for you
     
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  16. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I'm just going to draw a picture of a rancid dripping wet flange on my ballot slip.
     
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  17. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Shaved or with a growler?
     
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  18. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I'll decide on the day. I'm still undecided <ok>
     
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  19. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Will it be a labour chuff or Tory chuff (you need to think about this)
     
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  20. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Neither. Both those Parties are utter ****, although not as bad as The Scotch Nazi Party.

    The Lib Dems and the woke Greens are a ****ing irrelevance.

    I'd vote for an Alien takeover led by Mr Blobby.
     
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