General election bull sh1t thread

A top thread of interesting politics

 

More has been said about the tories stopping us from voting than has Labour stopping us wanting to vote, in my opinion

 

https://x.com/DailyTalie_/status/1793300272233541949

 

In what way?

 

Who cares...

 

I'll vote for the party that promises to bring back hanging.

 

More money for the arts? I second that.

 

Labour.

 

*Likud

 

**** Twatface is a shoe-in.

 

can see Queer Gammon winning

 

Which millionaire puppet will take the win??

The one who hates poor people or the one who think women can have dicks and men can have periods??

I can’t wait to find out.

 

Never underestimate the number of forelock tugging serfs among the voting public.

 

rishi had lots of working class friends growing up, well not working class, aristocrats

 

Monster raving loony party is for you

 

I'm just going to draw a picture of a rancid dripping wet flange on my ballot slip.

 

Shaved or with a growler?

 

I'll decide on the day. I'm still undecided

 

Will it be a labour chuff or Tory chuff (you need to think about this)

 

Neither. Both those Parties are utter ****, although not as bad as The Scotch Nazi Party.

The Lib Dems and the woke Greens are a ****ing irrelevance.

I'd vote for an Alien takeover led by Mr Blobby.