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General election bull sh1t thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, May 22, 2024.

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Who wil you vote for

  1. Tory Scum

    1 vote(s)
    10.0%

  2. Loser left Liebour

    1 vote(s)
    10.0%

  3. Mohammedan Greens

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  4. Reform what party

    1 vote(s)
    10.0%

  5. SNP talk sh1t party

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. Monster Raving Loony Party of superor people

    1 vote(s)
    10.0%

  7. Some other crap

    2 vote(s)
    20.0%

  8. Tobys gay lovers party

    2 vote(s)
    20.0%

  9. None of the above

    2 vote(s)
    20.0%

  10. Liberal Undemocrats of mongs

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No, it would count as a spoiled ballot paper. You really are silly sometimes.
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    You're really unfunny

    I like Mon
     
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    Mind The Duck, May 24, 2024
  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No way am I popping
     
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  4. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Yep. That's where I'll be based for the duration. Should be interesting, and it's another tick on my list of unvisited places.
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Who won the GE?
     
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    HRH Custard VC, May 24, 2024
  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    **** that, have you met the public?
     
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    Archers Road, May 24, 2024
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I try to avoid them as much as possible.
     
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  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Are you allowed out at weekends though?
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Churchill has a very good quote about after spending 5 minutes with the electorate you soon find out why the public shouldn't be given a vote.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Only if I open my mouth to prove I've taken my meds.
     
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  11. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Meanwhile in Belfast…

    27BC186C-EA9A-4427-8505-74A8D6438515.jpeg
     
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    Archers Road, May 24, 2024
  12. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    What is the quote?
     
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  13. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    I'd vote for someone proposing a Government so small, it wouldn't matter who you voted for.
    "Ohhh yes."

    please log in to view this image
     
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    DMD, May 24, 2024
  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Google it, you lazy ****
     
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    monacoger, May 24, 2024
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  15. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I don't think Google was on the go in Winston's day.
     
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    Easter Road 1980, May 24, 2024
  16. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Interwebs was invented in 1458 in Africa so we are told.
     
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    HRH Custard VC, May 25, 2024
  17. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Your calipers don't go on your head, silly.
     
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  18. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    But I have nice red ones
     
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    HRH Custard VC, May 25, 2024
  19. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Just take a selfie... much quicker ...
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Sure it's Fasonating....
     
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