Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Nah but ima try get a free pizza

 

I can see the news before long, reading there's been a stabbing in a London park, the victim died of a 115 stab wounds while wearing a City shirt, police will be appealing for information on the stabber.

 

Ive never seen anyone wearing a man city shirt.

Has anyone?

 

In a multiverse City don't exist, Gillingham won their play-off. The almighty only sent you here to torment you every day of your life.

 

Happy birthday to the best cl final ever.

 

Found peejs twitter

 

Most **** Cup Final in FA history

 

So pgmol refs get paid 1.5k per game in the prem

And 20k per abbi dabbi game from citys owners.

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Just looking at the city huddle there and i gotta rate foden for having 115 shaved in the back of his head

 

United's line-up looks good on paper

 

30secs in and citygroup var checks for a pen

 

This one of your awful jokes again?

 

Yeh mate, plenty - have you tried going to games?

 

Good start and both teams look up for it.

 

No mate ... you on the other hand ...

 

Seen pens given for that ... wasn't looking for the ball at all ...

 

I wasn't certain, I thought yes on replay, but tbph they let it go and that's fine by me, means confidence remains good on both sides.

 

Martinez in the air versus Haaland is an obvious mis-match ...

 

Martinez's haircut is an absolute shocker ...

 

Varane looking solid