Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

Grandson watched the game here. He's united
Was winding him up and I wanted city to win.
Son just got home from work.
"Glad United won".
"Eh" ???
"Stops the Mags getting in Europe".
"Ah, I didn't realise,,, fantastic" .

 

Passports for sale on ebay

Toon fans trying to cut their losses due to the lack of European football next season apparently - poor souls you have to feel for them don’t you . The crème de La crème missing out well fancy that .

 

Is the internet down in NE1??

 

NE1 give a **** about those ****ers?

 

Perspective Gordon, perspective.
17 year old Lewis Miley has played more games in Europe that your club have in their entire history.

 

Yes but his uncle is his dad and his sister is his cousin

 

Good grief, leave to the proper posters, who’ll no doubt come back with some decent crack.

 

He must be brilliant, then . . . . much better than Chris Rigg, I presume

. . . . and in your next post (as you know) it's 'craic'

 

Decent crack and mags don't go in the same sentence

 

Aye, I know, but I did it for the benefit of you lot, who’d accuse me of being posh or such like.
See Iain, that’s the way to do it

 

#Nexit

 

The murderous overlords will be none to happy after the season finished with **** all to show for it.

Well, unless you count universal derision but they probably don't.

 

Is this something kind of piss take? Rivals?