Election 2024

It certainly won’t be for 18 year olds whose dads are Tory MPs, you can ****ing bet on that.

 

Id prefer to go jail tbh

 

I wonder if they wanted 30000 youths dumped on them to look after per year

 

the most useful guide to UK politics ever .

 

You know it is bcos the same things they were showing 40 yrs ago are still the case today.

 

Ffs hes utterly useless

 

I love the bit at the end, where is says follow the account and put your thoughts at the end....why don't you just fook off and probably stronger words lol.

I think helping people and charities is a positive thing, but as per his approach completely fooked it up.

Tbph is there that many 18 year olds unemployed or not in further education these days, I certainly don't know any. I thought workplaces were supposed to be struggling for extra hands, due to the loss of migrant workers.

So in truth I'm not really understanding who his ideas are aimed at and why - solid air summed it up for me in his post.

 

i find it almost terrifying that i can be watching the news and find myself quoting Sir Humphrey reply to Hacker 40 years ago

 

I heard somewhere on the radio yesterday the Tories are short by about 200 candidates for the election.

This is mainly from all the ppl standing down?

Not being funny but who would want to take the time out to be parachuted in for 6 weeks to get their arse handed to them?

And why call an election without checking you got enough candidates ffs?

 

The Lib Dem prop has finally been revealed.

A giant yellow bus called "Yellow hammer 1"

 

Are there more? Like a camp version of Thunderbirds.

 

A fleet heading to Dorset as we speak

 

So would the Army

 

I'm interested, how much is it paying?

 

Let me check the brown envelopes.

 

Will they even bother in every seat? Imagine being the **** knocking on doors in some dross part of Liverpool asking people if they’ll vote Tory. They’d be better chucking resources at seats it wouldn’t be a waste in and that’s before thinking about having to vet candidates quickly after all those Reform nutters turned out to shock horror have racist tweets.