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    I’ve just fallen over on the pavement.

    I’ve left a review on Trip Advisor.........
     
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    I wrote a book on how not to fall down the stairs.

    It's a step by step guide....
     
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    A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, - "This is the WORST book I've ever read!" "It has NO plot and far too many characters!
    The librarian looks up and calmly remarks - "So, you're the one who took our phone book..."
     
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    Careful…

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    Teacher: "Johnny, can you use the word “gruesome” in a sentence?"

    Johnny: "Yes ma’am, I used to be shorter, then I gruesome."
     
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    One of my late father’s favourite jokes was about a Scottish boy and girl, where the boy whips out his ‘wullie’ and invites the girl to hold it.

    “Ach, it’s gruesome!” says the girl.

    “Hold it a wee while longer and it’ll gruesome more!” replies the lad.
     
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