Post a Lie About the Poster Above

North North Watford has a fetish that he likes to keep quiet. He seems to have a thing for salad cream. He bathes in it, shaves in it, and washes his hair with it. Strangely, he's never enjoyed the taste, perhaps it's all about the texture.

 

Hornette is actually a chess Grand Master......

 

Yorkshire is actually a Lancashire Hotpot.

 

PSH eats a vegetarian haggis on Burns night and St Andrew's Day, but has proper ones the rest of the year.

 

Jsybarry is actually the Pantomime Dame of Sark

 

Yorkshire Hornet has an obsession with trying to cycle his bike across the English Channel singing the Hallelujah Chorus al the way - so far his best attempt has taken him 3.02 metres

 

Leonardo has opened a chain of butchers shops trading under the name of Cuddly Pork.

 

OFH - your post was almost too true you know Pearl and Ruby are fattening well - too well for their own good - but I see that your Naturist Reserve in central France is still expanding and it is reported your aim is to grow it in ever increasing concentric circles until it encompasses Paris

 

Leonardo speaks from experience - his own Naturist Reserve in central Wales is still expanding and is reported to be growing in ever increasing concentric circles which roughly equate to those of his expanding waistline. His trousers, it is estimated, will encompasses Cardiff by Boxing Day - when MM will refuse to return there after his team are battered at WD18.

(NB - that last bit is not, I repeat not, a lie).

 

Bolton's waistline has expanded so far he can no longer see his boots...

 

hornethologist a.k.a. theo has a model made of rubber shavings he made when rubbing out his essay on Laurence Bassini because he was meant to do it on inspirational people.

 

lmao...ouch

 

Hrnotete can raed waht im syanig baecsue tahts the way the barin wroks.

 

Hornette is a tattoo artist and has just finished tattooing mug on Lawrence Bassini's head. She has also tattooed herself 3 times!

 

No yorkie - I said grand mistress

 

BB is not the roadrunner from the cartoons, even though he secretly wants to be!

 

PSH is actually a SNP infiltrator of GCHQ, an important element in the pipeline to Alex Salmond in planting disinformation to accelerate devolution. As a hobby he uses his works network to obtain intelligence on Scotish footballers and feeds the good info to WFC scouts and disinfo to our Welsh cousins in Cardiff and Swansea.

 

Aberdeen was the lead singer in the punk band Slitty Eyed Crabs whose one single "Tighten the bondage till I bleed", failed to make an impression on anyone bar the one groupie who still follows him around. She is 55 now and wears poorly fitting cardies.

 

NZHorn is the author of "The Kiwi Fruit Diet; Keep Thin the Green Way".

 

theo is an acronym for Thick Hatters, Eff Off - which was his war-cry in the days when he led the charges through the Oak Road End.