Tommy Sheridan gets out today...

...do you think he'll have a year and a half of re-grown hymen to batter down?

I doubt it.

I bet Galloway pumped Gail while Tommy was munching the porridge.

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That and half the schemies in Glasgow.


Best of luck touching the sides, Tommy

 

Tommy has been getting stretched himself while in doing his stretch no doubt.

 

It'll be like a gaping convention in the Sheridan hoose the night.

 

Apparently Tommy and Billy Davies gave Gary Speed tips on swinging but he got the wrong end of the stick...

 

Hes already been released and he was in Castle Huntly, not exactly known as a hot bed for sexually violent convicts.

 

But with his swarthy olive skin, even an easy-going non-rapist prisoner would pop one in him

There's plenty of legpubes to grab onto as well.

 

I can't believe he was in huntly in the first place, ****ing joke that is.

 

He was only in for perjury - hardly a candidate for Broadmoor...

 

You can be remanded in a "real jail" before trial but being convicted of something makes you a better person? don't talk pish.

 

I wisnae saying anything about anyone being a better person.

If you get done for a violent offence or are a risk to the public, you go to HS, if you talk ****e in court, you go to LS.

I don't get your point about a "better person" being convicted - why do you think he should've been in an HS?

 

Dinny talk to me in that tone ah voice.

It's no that i just don't think anyone should get open prison treatment, jail or no deal noel.

 

He's the kinda guy who would drop the soap on purpose.

 

First time I ever saw Tommy Sheridan was years ago at Pollok Park when I was about 12.

I had just played a match, and stayed with my Dad to watch the game after us, which was Strathclyde Police against some other mob.

Sheridan came on as a sub, and just as my Dad was explaining who he was, he hooked the centre half for the polis side, and got red carded with a minute of being on the park. Walked off muttering something about "the **** breaking my leg a year ago deliberately"...

 

Somebody on 606 - cannae mind who - claimed that they'd pumped Gail while Tommy was at the swingers club.

I know it's the internet but I WANT it to be true.

 

This

 

I used to see him all the time. Smarmy, vain prick.

 

Yeah usually you saw him from behind a gimp mask at a swingers party. You sexual deviant.

 

I can feel the love for Tommy, it's heartwarming to see people sing his praises.

I think his impact is summed up by the fact that people believed the NoTW before they'd believe that lying **** but I have seen through his permatanned charade, and I have spotted his "tell", so I can actually spot when he's lying.

His lips move.

 

i hope his dunger had a good pounding.

Fud.