Taxi !!!

So it's Saturday night, you're putting our best Disco clothes on, your lucky medallion and lashings of Paco Rabbane..you've got front seat in the taxi with the driver ('Busy tonight, mate? What time you finishing?), and there's space for three mates in the back.

You're fancing a mental one, so which three footballers past or present, Newcastle or otherwise, are you taking out to guarantee a messy night out?

I'm taking Gazza (goes without saying). But early 90's happy drunk Gazza, not the poor shell of a feller he is now. Hughie Gallacher (who was often dragged pissed out of pubs in Newcastle before kick off, was arrested for fighting with Derby fans on the way to play a game, and pushed a referee in the bath after one game) and Faustino Asprilla, quite simply ever so slightly unhinged. He could impress the lasses when we take them back to the flat with his bongo playing.

Quaffing copious amounts of ale, fighting with bouncers and jealous boyfreinds, getting caught on CCTV doing something stupendously stupid that we have no recollection of, thrown out of restraunts at the end of the night - I think with those 3 in tow, we'd have a blinding night (possibly quite litterally!)

 

Lee Catermole - To pull away all the ugly girls and leave me and Mike to pick who ever we want
Mike Ashley - Gets pretty crazy on the nights out and can pay for us aswell
Alan Smith - (to drive us home and save some money, Mike's just spend 9m ffs)

****ing Mash Up!!!

 

Gazza - It would be carnage.

Balotelli - It would be mental, he'd probably set something on fire.

Kammy - Be hilarious.

 

A night out with Cantona would be interesting..

 

george best,he can have miss world id setle for miss uk
berni slaven,he doesnt drink so wouldnt need the taxi
and that big mentle bastard that played for us in the 80 s billy whitehurst