[video=youtube_share;pyTUF5gP2KE]http://youtu.be/pyTUF5gP2KE[/video] This one is to the tune of Matthew's Southern Comfort 'Woodstock' He came across a pile of cash When he was managing at Portsmouth And a voice said 'You have to stash it?' And this he told me.... You gotta go down to Monaco And open a bank account The taxman you must flout In the name of Rosie He was Mandaric Full of persuasion And he knew all about tax evasion Harry he can't read or write His face is a sheet of white Dreaming of cuddly nights With his new cell mate Winston Harry wanted to go free Thought it was in the bag Until he woke one morning with an arse the the japanese flag He was Mandaric Full of persuasion And he knew all about tax evasion
As I said in a thread on the Spurs board, some of you were laughing at that photo of Harry being buggered by a big burly chap in the showers. Harry was seen soaping himself up, whilst the burly chap (who no doubt was nursing a massive hard-on, out of shot of the camera, admittedly) was getting ready for some hard chocolate fudge action. On one level, yes, it was funny, but one has to always bear in mind that buggering an OAP in the showers is highly illegal, especially if it's done against the old codger's will. If you remember, Drogs, I asked you to consider whether or not you would want this done to your grandad, and I think we both agreed that, no, you would not want to put the old boy through anything like that.
Are you conversant with banter/mickey taking? Where the **** do you get all that bollocks from? You really are the biggest imbecile on this forum.
I am. However, you clearly have a complete inability to see when someone is pulling your chain. It's called wit. Something you lack, so I don't blame you for failing to spot it. Actually, I am exceedingly clever. You, on the other hand, are very rude. Have you ever thought of becoming a Mickey Mouser?