The 'Where the **** are you going on holiday' thread

So where is everyone off to this year?

I'm off to Fuerteventura on Friday. All inclusive..

 

Jamaica in October.

 

I went to the US.

 

West coast France, place called Soulac sur Mer.

Near ish to Bordeaux.

Bit like last year, only further south. Lots of beer, cider, cheeses, bread, beaches and sun is planned.

Can't guarantee the sun.

 

St Minver in Cornishland.

Johnny foreigner can go **** off, if they think I will spend my dosh in there country

 

Hurricane season.

 

Anywhere in particular ?

 

Going to Cabo San Lucas tomorrow. On the tip of Baja California in Mexico, going to be hot as balls but at least I've got the beach and the pool. We'll sort of the beach, you're not allowed to go in the water on the Pacific Ocean because the currents a constant rip ride, but if you head over to the bay on the other side of the peninsula you can go in the water just fine.

 

California is in Mexico? Since when? Pesky ****ing Mexicans. I suggest you text Obama and suggest he bomb the ****ers.

Also it sounds shark infested.

 

I used to live there and my Mrs is Jamaican - so trust me we know too well about Hurricane season. Get ya wood and nails out and board up the windows

Saying that Hurricane season doesn't mean we'll get on #fingerscrosssed

 

He went there and never came back - still lives there I think, dunno what part though.

 

Spending the first week of August near London - my brother gets commissioned at Sandhurst on the first Saturday and we're going to a wedding the next Saturday, so decided to stick around for that week and do Legoland, London Eye, Chessington, Brighton etc with the little one.

Then my parents take the little one up to theirs for a week and the missus and I are off to the Algarve.

Toying with the idea of going to Egypt for the October half term (it's two weeks long up in Scotland, so just right for a holiday), just depends on if we find a house before then, and if we'll have any money (and kidneys) left after stumping up the deposit.

 

My mrs wouldn't so Egypt. Scared of terrorism and sharks.

She won't be going in the sea in fuerteventura as I discovered last night there was a fatal shark attack there in 2011. That said I doubt I will either

 

Off to the Algarve.

 

Tell her not to worry:

http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/26/its-o...e-bitten-by-luis-suarez-than-a-shark-4776523/

When and whereabouts? We could try and meet up and piss off our other halves by talking football non stop for an entire week!

 

Praia da Luz mate in Sept, love it there, try and get over every year at some point.

 

A mate wouldn't go in the sea in Ibiza because of sharks. Managed to persuade him to go in but he only agreed because I said he could use my lilo. I waited until he got comfortable enough to slide his legs into the water before saying "of course there are sharks, its the Mediterranean sea!" He ****ing **** his self

 

Ah, we're over near Vilamoura in August. Looked at Praia da Luz, but it's a ****ing long transfer from Faro!

 

You taking maddie back?

 

They reckon that there are great whites in the med. apparently they breed off the western coast of Italy. Which isn't far from the Balearics.

As soon as I get out of my depth in the sea all I hear is the jaws music.

Used to have no fear of flying or sharks when I was younger. One year went to paphos in Cyprus and we chartered a yacht, I was diving off the boat swimming round coves. We anchored off a beach quite a way from the white swam in. I would literally **** myself now having to do such a thing.