The Steven Gerrard Appreciation Society

Personally i think your attention seeking

 

No one likes you.

 

I tend to buy two types of jeans, Paul Smith or Howies. Both 38R (yes, my middle aged, Dad of a few, spread necessitates this)

I was on't web t'other day browsing like and House of Fraser had a big sale of some sort and I cast my eye over a pair of PS jeans, a steal at £70, so I orderd the ****ers, 38R.

They turn up and I can not get them over me ****ing thighs, this size is usually glove like. ****ing skinny ****ing stupid jeans, straight back to whence they came, I am not down with any ****ing kids. (they were described as tapered, the dictionary was obviously wrong in what that meant when I looked it up)

 

men's fashions, "down with the kids" ...... nah!


what I wear today the rest will follow tomorrow!

 

Dudes.

Yeah, I used to love me Paul Smith jeans, tags. Bit too expenno for my rapidly-shrinking budget these days though. Tell you what, I don't see us getting Sneijder this year. There's just something about the apparent lack of enthusiasm from him that makes me think it won't happen. I mean, come ON though. ****ing Inter or United? I know they bored their way to the CL title, but even so. Nowhere near as big or successful as us. Stupid bald little twat. Or, if he signs for us - brilliant, tasteful gentleman.

Anyhoo - in to my last two weeks of working life for at least 3 years. Dunno what I'm gonna do with myself. Dream of feeding the family on £9.25 a week, probably. Never mind, there's a Lidl in town now - although, thanks to my missus slagging the place off at a dinner party recently, I'm going to have to do it in disguise. She said you couldn't do a full shop there (which is true) but that they do some things well and it's good for bargains (which is true) but the people who (generally) frequent the place are scum-sucking rats and she didn't want to associate with them (also true). That was it, our other dinner-goers got on their commie high-horses and said that just because people live in council estates and don't work, doesn't make them scum (which, of course it DOES). It all got a bit heated and it made her cement her views even more just to **** them all off. Now they take great pleasure in posting on FB how they're doing their shopping there all the time and it's so great.

I admit they do some good stuff and I WILL be going in there - I'll just have to do it when those ****s are at work. Thanks, missus!

 

I was telling the lads this weekend what a grogan was.

The race is now on to see who can produce one first

 

****ing hell, I've been sucked in again, banned, reinstated, incited much hatred throughout and then the whole argment erased. Again.

I never go on the Liverpool board with the sole intention of getting stuck in but never fail to leave without having done so. And not once do any of them accept it's down to them. There's about five of the ****s who I'd gladly be left in a room with, ****ing hatefull individuals. I've had private conversations with their mods who both (not KPR, he's a **** of the most highest order) seem sound enough.

So, Lidl. I agree with everything your wife says, she sounds very clued up mate. Just been, you wouldn't do a weekly shop but it does have its plus points. Good beer bargains for a start and some of the most random cheap tat you could lay your hands on. I still use this gas canistered weed burner I got a couple of years back, saves a lot of back breaking work.

 

You seemed to be holding your own, Tags lad. It was very amusing though, watching you get stuck in. Like it. Yeah, I agree with her & you on Lidl as well, but it'll be quite embarrassing now being 'caught' in there by those right-on turds. Ah well, at least I'll have proper bratwursts to munch on whilst I'm burning with shame...

 

what have I missed fella?

 

The "who's midfield is best" thread got removed for some reason, it was a good one as it goes if a little tedious at times. One of them started a thread this morning and the opening line was reference to United fans being "scum". I merely pointed out that this is why everything degenterates into a slanging match, they start it and we retaliate, and it all kicked off. Ok, so I used the words ****ing halfwits but what can you do?

Long and short of it is I was briefly banned by Bozz, who then retracted it after consultation with B4F I think, who I get along with fine no troubles. This has now led to KPR being stripped of his Mod status and banned from the United board, all good childish knockabout stuff really. It beggars belief.

I didn't get KPR banned though, nowt to do with me. I bet he's chuffed really, he can go back to making jokes about Munich now. The ****.

 

ha ha can't leave you alone for 5 minutes.

So KPR got what's coming to him eh? not before time either, would like to meet him and tell him the home truths about a large % of Liverpool fans, the match going ones and not the cyber based ones.

See if he still thinks the sunshines out of their arse's then.

 

Well I'm back... Have I missed anything?

 

eh up fella, have a good time?

Hope you didn't bladder to many Euros on ladies of the night.

 

No I bottled it.. An I don't mean I smashed a bottle on their head an had a freebie ;-)

I did pull.. Had a cheeky snog then it turned out she was 16 so made my excuses an ran away... Her tits were double E.. If I'd have been ten years younger I think I'd be telling a different story. In general just chilled out floating round the pool on a Lilo chair type thing with built in beer holder an read 6 books..

 

nice one fella, I had a good weekend, didn't meet up with Wooks but he sends his regards.

Had too much to drink in Brum, and ending up drinking tea the next day at the Shoreditch Festie thing - was good too, will go again next year.

 

Nice.. Never heard of shoreditch... You ever thought about the big chill? You can combine two of your favourite pastimes of walking Malvern hills an a music festival..

 

yeah I have thought about it a few times actually.

there's a bar at the King's Cross end of Pentonville rd. that we've been in a few times, there's always flyers in there with evemts and what have you. quite a few festies listed in there Big Chill, don't know whether it's the same people.

the Shoreditch one was in a park in the middle of said Shoredtch, between Islington and Hackney I suppose is the best way of giving you the local

 

Ahhh yes I remember you an ya good lady mentioning it.. My mate is going again this year, he loves it. Apparently they have a good line up this year..

 

yeah on the Friday you have Empire of The Sun, and the Chemical Brothers which I'd go along for just them, anything else will be a bonus

 

Have we sold oshea an brown?