Swansea vs Stutgart - Offishal Match Day Thred

Swansea Sitty​

vs.​

vfb Stutgart​

Venew: Libutty Stadium​

Kick-off 3pm​

Saturday 11th Orgust 2012​

Well, last time I signed in I had just cut my foot off with an ice-axe after getting gangreen.

You probably want to know how I'm getting on. Or maybe you don't. Well, I'm pleezed to say that my foot has grown back!!! How can this be I hear you say. Well I'll tell you.

The nite after cutting it off I was still at Everest base-camp and when I was asleep in the tent there was lots of flashing lights outside. Next thing I was being beemed up into a spaceship! It was full of funny-looking aliens and one said "we can help you grow your foot again, earthling". So they put me in this masheen and after a few hours the foot had grown back. Incredible!!! Then they beemed me back down and flu off.

Anyway, back to the game tomorrow. I was discussing the match with my mates in the Stag & Dalek at Abergarngochdulais and this is wot we torked about:

Where they come from

We weren't sure to be honest. Tarquin said Austria, Molly said Sweden, Darren said Poland. I haven't got a clew as I'm not good at jographee. Do any of you guys know?

The Stutgart team

er... nobody knew any of their players, so we got another round in and played darts.

Sorry guys, it's not much help

Great to be back!!!

Mr_G

 

Sanity returns

 

Oh a bit of light relief, welcome back Mr Gullible.

 

Good to see you back Mr G. I had a friend who was in the Army He told me he had to stutgart outside the Barracks on sentry duty so maybe they're an Army team. Hope this helps.

 

Welcome back Mr G, did the aliens manage to get anything else to grow by a foot??

My mates Doug and Phil Updegrave said VFB Stuttgart stands for the Volunteer Fire Brigade Stuttgart and they have come to Swansea because they've heard our team is on fire. They have sent me this picture of them on their way to the liberty on the team bus.....

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Can you check with Tarquin if it's tru?

 

Just texteded Tarquin and he says that is what vfb stands for And they're lovely pictures Swimaway. I'm going to print them off and put them on my wall.

P.S. My nose is longer. Is that what you ment?

 

Their architecture is much more exciting than ours that's for sure! ...and I bet that's just the fire station.


Welcome home Mr. G

 

Welcome back, Mr G. Hope you'e recovered from the anal probe.

 

Not sure if this stream will work but looks promising.

http://www.usagoals.com/live/167907...tream/online/free/feed/p2p/en/vivo/tv/gratis/

 

Stuttgart score... 0 - 1

All I can find is text commentary on the game .. very disappointing.

 

Can some update me with the score?

 

Now Swansea 0 Stuttgart 2

 

not inspiring belief is it ?

 

Graham scored assist from michu

Swansea 1 Stuttgart 2

 

Thats better!"

 

What sort of crowd is there ?

 

Looks empty ?

 

One stand is empty there are only about 30 Stuttgart fans in.





Sinclair off for Routledge.

 

Graham scores from the penalty spot after dyer is brought down.

Swansea 2 Stuttart 2



Schechter on for Michu.