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do fatties really give better bj's?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by - jordan -, Oct 25, 2011.

  1. - jordan -

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    having never received a nosh from a porker, this old adage is nothing but hear say to me.

    are there any regular members of the "go ugly early" club that could shed some light on this please

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  2. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    bit early for this in't it jord?
     
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    i'm disappointed by the lack of brotherly advice you ****s are showing.
     
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    You've been trying to suck your won cock, haven't you?
     
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  6. Otto Flayshow

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    In my experience, physical looks are no guide to sexual technique. A porker is just as likely to give you a crap bj as a page 3 stunna (and just as likely to give you a good one). The old adage about going for the ugly bird because she'll be 'grateful' and 'try harder' is just a myth.
     
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    Did he enter a raffle for cock?

    More to the point who donated it?

    Hmmm.
     
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    trying? :bandit:
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I got a blow job from Jip Jaap Stam and it was the best blow job I've ever had.

    So yes, it is true <ok>
     
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  10. jenthesaint1990

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    ST have you seen the pic of hendricks in mens health? you will like it.
     
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    meh i wasn't impressed with tinas. swings and roundabouts pal <ok>
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

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    I don't know what this means.
     
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  13. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Dunno if fatties are any better or not. Some wimmin are good at blowjobs, some aren't.
     
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  16. The Raging Oxter

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    Sorry, been doing 101 things at work this morning and my brain's a bit frazzled.

    But thank you for bringing this to my attention. I shall study the article carefully. And what the hell is she doing with that geek when she could be with me?!? The world is so unfair.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. jenthesaint1990

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    theyve really gone ott on the photoshop, she is much bigger in real life and the face doesnt even look like her! but still, its a nice photie.
     
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  18. Fabulous Fabio

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    Their chubby fingers feel good when they're gripping your cock <ok>
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Some women like intelligent men. Which rules you out. :grin:
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

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    Is that your way of admitting you're an ugly geek?
     
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