Britain's fattest man weighing in at 47 stone is complaining that his human rights are being infringed after doctors put him on a strict calorie controlled diet, his "diet" consisted of just eat takeaways of doner kebabs, curries and associated junk food washed down with copious amounts of junk bilge and laughably "diet coke" .....what diet coke! Yep you couldn't make it up....whilst drinking this maybe he should have taken the hint on the can
I see queue jumping Schofield has got his comeuppance Lost the contract with any car.com reputedly worth a cool million quid
the new virgin atlantic advert with the crew all twerking and writhing in unison at the news they can now choose any uniform they like despite their gender preference has made me doubly certain never to fly with them (A) i cannot stand that slimy faced creep who owns the flying circus and (B) i wouldn't fancy being served my snacks from a bearded 6ft geezer wearing a skirt asking me "which nuts would you prefer,sir".............