Breakfast Debate- 6th march

That's two of us Davy....

 

I've never really thought about the cost. I've not missed a season since travelling to ER for my first live game which was the last game of the 79/80 season. Some years it was one game, some years 12 games. But thank **** for Ryanair because those ferry trips in the 80s were fecking torturous.

 

You'll need a visa next season Shaks

 

probably

 

Torturous if the bar was closed mate

 

A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it.

The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window.

It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows.

After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged.

Mr Smith had to call the fire service for help.

The story appeared on a crowdfunding page, set up by the University of Bristol student.

Mr Smith, who is raising funds to fix his broken window, wrote that he was on a Tinder date with the woman and they went back to the shared house he lives in.

"We'd had a really nice evening," he said. "We'd had a meal at a well-known chicken restaurant, had a few beers and then gone back to mine for a bottle of wine and a film."

He said the woman went to the toilet and when she came back she had a "panicked look in her eye" and told him what she had done.

He said the toilet window opened into a narrow gap separated by another double glazed window.

"It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo," he said.

He went to find a hammer to smash the window, but she decided to "climb in head first" after the "offending package" and became jammed.

"I was starting to grow concerned, so I called the fire brigade and once they had composed themselves, they set to work removing her from the window."

Although the woman was rescued unharmed, Mr Smith said his bathroom window was destroyed.

"I'm not complaining, they did what they had to do," he said.

"Problem is, I've been quoted north of £300 to replace the window and as a postgraduate student, that is a significant chunk of my monthly budget."

Mr Smith originally set a crowdfunding target of £200, but has already raised more than £1,200.

He said he and his date had decided to split the extra cash between two charities, one supporting firefighters and another that builds and maintains flushing toilets in developing countries.

Unsurprisingly, the woman does not want to be named but Mr Smith said he had seen her since and "who knows what the future holds".

"We had a lovely night on the second date but it's too early to say if she's the one. But we got on very very well and she's a lovely girl," he said.

"And we've already got the most difficult stuff out of the way first."

Avon Fire and Rescue service confirmed it had received a call and freed a woman trapped between external and double glazing.

It also confirmed that a "window was broken in the process".

 

I was there and yes Raul scored with his hand!I flew from Mallorca to Madrid and Peter the disgraced chairman Ridsdale gave me my ticket

 

Thanks Doc as usual

 

Glad you got out of the wardrobe Matt it didn't bode well!

 

Matts come out of the closet ?

 

That closed at 3 in the morning half way across the sea and I had to sleep in the bar

 

Mr Ridsdale gave you a ticket himself?

 

Probably sold it,cash in his pocket.

 

It would have been Boggers Birthday today!!!!!

https://www.not606.com/threads/boggers-bar-introduce-yourself.365594/page-10

 

Raise a toast to Boggers

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Ok folks fresh in on the Bolton situation:

• Ken Anderson (Known as the bandit) has promised that all players and full time staff will be paid in the next few days, would you believe him?
• The emergency services will be paid today
• Match-day staff will be paid Thursday
• Everyone else over the next several days?
• Bolton council have given the go ahead for the match
• Anderson said the club sale should go through this week and he's dealing with 'several' bids?

In a Spanish press conference Getafe were asked about Saiz being sent back to Leeds and they said it was now unlikely as Leeds had made contact (Orta was in Spain earlier this week) but if they sent him back early he would be available for selection at Leeds this season. Phil Hay knocks it out of the park by saying, yes in theory he could come back but Bielsa wouldnt want him back and wouldnt accept him back. Guess Orta was sent to stop that happening. Hay also said saiz will never be in Leeds again

Still like to know why he was allowed to move and have a Xmas holiday in Spain and why no loan fee and why no agreement to buy? Do we just become a charity for struggling Spanish teams and homesick Spanish players?

Oh and Kiko is being missed by Madrid as they have struggled since he left .....

 

Perhaps a regulation should be written into league rules that no owner/chairman named Ken are allowed to run a football league club under the fit and proper persons clause.

 

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If possible Doc can you show me the goals v Watford and if possible highlights of Boggies part in it
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https://www.leedsunited.com/video/108189/90-in-90-watford-u23s-0-3-lufc-u23s

https://www.leedsunited.com/video/108157/90in90-leeds-united-4-0-west-brom

 

Top man Jonny