Hope and Ruin the night before the cheese? I would have thought ruin would have come after the cheese.
You don't even need to go to the gig then, you can just listen through the wall. I guess the obvious question is whether it's worse or better than living next to a nursery. And whether you'll still be able to injure yourself walking home from there.
Next door to the Cheese? Looks like someone is stalking you. Bald, beard, and looks like had a few KFC meals... wonder who that could be outside your new place spying on you?
Incidentally, a bit like the Hotel California, the Motel Cheesefornicatia One-Way, you can enter but you can never leave:
I'm in between that building and the Cheese. Behind big black metal gates. It's where the Cheese fishing coach used to be Under an asbestos roof. Mote to follow...
I went cheese fishing once. I was after an 8" brie but only got a couple of babybels. I think I was using the wrong bait.
That had to leave you feeling blue. You need to use a sharper bait and you'll catch a whole queso cheese!