Off Topic Double standards

[KazakhToon]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-41977465

This guy's being lauded as some kind of hero, but punch one horse and suddenly you're some kind of monster.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

It was a softer punch as it was in the water too.

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

 

[RobEllious]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-41977465

This guy's being lauded as some kind of hero, but punch one horse and suddenly you're some kind of monster.

Are you suggesting sharks are the horses of the sea!?
You do know you will forever look like this in my head now

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[Obi Wan]

And as for this: "The shark left scratches and a small puncture wound on Dr Fry's arm."

SCRATCHES?
And a SMALL PUNCTURE?

That's not a shark.

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

And as for this: "The shark left scratches and a small puncture wound on Dr Fry's arm."

SCRATCHES?
And a SMALL PUNCTURE?

That's not a shark.

I did think this myself. I've had worse from a one night stand.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

I did think this myself. I've had worse from a one night stand.

So you **** sea creatures?

Or just whales...

 

[jimileysbaldhead]

I once caught a mermaid fishing up at St Abbs Head, couldn't find a fanny so threw her back in.

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

So you **** sea creatures?

Or just whales...

No. I've just had a few scratchers and biters in my time.

I have been told that whales try harder to impress as they don't know when they'll get rode again.