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  1. Red Hadron Collider

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    Hello ****wits. My broken back thread has sunk and I can't be arsed bumping it.

    The recent Cheese lodger has left his berth in the rat-infested barn for new pastures. He now only comes in early on Thursdays when the lines are cleaned and there is free ale from what's been pumped through.

    More amusingly, Denice has sparked off a business relationship with two smackhead industrial shop-lifters. They come in, take orders and then disappear to return later with the requested hot goods. This often happens twice a day. We're not just talking razor blades and perfume here. They recently turned up with two brand new benches. One for a mate of mine and one for the slag robbing barmaid. At about 12.20 pm on Sunday, a bloke walked in (pissed or drugged) and started screaming about a brand new bench which had been robbed out of his garden. Sadly, I had to leave before the denouement to get up to the Grange for the match. I'll keep you posted <laugh>
     
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  2. Tobes

    Tobes Usual bland and inoffenSive title

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    Sounds like a charming establishment that place.
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    <yikes>

    **** me, this is better than any of those ****ty soaps she watches. <laugh>
     
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  4. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    i know you like to gossip rhc <laugh> but be careful with what you post mate, this is in the public domain mate and can be seen by all.
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

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    denice can't read.


    i am imagining a scene with rhc in a body cast trying to wheel out of the way some oap going mad about a bench while denice throws pint glasses in thier general direction
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

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    Thanks for the heads-up but I can't deprive you all of this quality <laugh>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

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    She's not arsed about footie <ok>
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

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    You must come over for a few beers. We even get 5 or 6 of you lot in there <yikes>
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

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    garden bench i was on about that were stolen? i thought she'd throw a pint glass at anyone at any moment
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

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    She actually seems to have calmed down a bit. I'm keeping a low profile as that's all I can manage at the moment <laugh>
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

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  13. great place to visit the landlady is friendly makes you feels welcome and will always welcome you with a smile .denice is a funny loving character a must for all who wants a good night out.a great atmosphere well done thank you for a great night denice


    This confirms it, RHC is full of **** :)
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

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    Too true. I'm constipated with all the morphine <doh>
     
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  15. there's a thread for that <whistle>
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

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    You started it <ok>
     
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    So in all this, who is the geordie with the great pair of baps?
     
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  18. #mydadsbiggerthanyours
     
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  19. Milk and 1 other person

    Milk and 1 other person Grasser-In-Chief

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    I didn't realise Everton had that many fans.
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

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    Denice <doh>
     
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