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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Red Hadron Collider, Apr 15, 2014.

  1. #takesonetoknowone
     
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  2. Tobes

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    Yeah Ok mate, I'm not from your insurance company lad, so you can tell the truth here <laugh>
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You know me, Tobes. I'd be holding my hands up if I had been <laugh> Last drink had been consumed by 11.30 pm. I fell at 5.00 am.
     
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  4. Was the last drink a stein of Sambuca?
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    He's not talking about drinking alcohol- he's drinking beer. Someone RHC's size- the minimal alcohol from the beer is denatured by the time you finish the glass. ;)
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nope. Can of Carling.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    #losttwostonesincethefall
     
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  8. Ah so you wasn't pissed as in drink, you were pissed as in full of piss <ok>
     
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  9. Is that why you fell over then? Inbalanced due to having a couple of stones in your pocket?
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    #sincethefall <doh>
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Good for you! Although- I'm sure it's not the way you would want to lose weight! :(


    You need to write a weight loss book- become rich.

    The Had-kins diet.

    Step 1. Stand at top of stairs...
     
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  12. If you had two stones in your pocket at the time of the fall and now you don't, would not be since? <doh>
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Shut up <ok>
     
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  14. Gerrez 1 - 0 RHC

    :D
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I couldn't be arsed <laugh>
     
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  16. Jesus Christ.

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    What happened with them girls in the office. Have they shown you their minges yet?
     
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  17. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    probably the real reason why he fell down the stairs, showed them his little pecker :bandit:

    hammerhead my arse <laugh>
     
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  18. I bet that's what you say to all the fellas <whistle>
     
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  19. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    That's a bit biblical for you fella. <yikes>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> ****ing ages since I heard clouts referred to as 'minges' <laugh> In answer, no. I have spoken to them a couple of times since I've been back at work. It's clear they want me <ok>
     
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