Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[PINKIE]

It taints Welshie’s achievements tbh

he gotta fight the **** himself or he will never move up a level on here

It is tainted

have to admit to being a little bit disappointed tbh

 

[Peej]

Ye know exactly what you were doing you twat

These boys joke, cos its a jungle and the worm turns, tonights my night to get a few bites

But you're a rat. Being buddies with one of the big mods saves you a lot, but you're a sly nasty little rodent my friend.

Bantz tho lads

****ing hell. I don’t have buddies here pal.

it’s the land of make believe. Take yourself less seriously. Get you BP checked and have a day off, sounds like you will pop an o-ring.

 

[Peej]

yeah don't post that up mate

savage, classic pop rock.

 

[Spurlock]

Spurlys got no ones back.

He's a snake

A lovable snake

But a snake

you got to earn them stripes Welshie...don’t give up bro

 

[Peej]

Ye know exactly what you were doing you twat

These boys joke, cos its a jungle and the worm turns, tonights my night to get a few bites

But you're a rat. Being buddies with one of the big mods saves you a lot, but you're a sly nasty little rodent my friend.

Bantz tho lads

You do take it seriously. Sorry I can’t help there.

 

[Spurlock]

Ye know exactly what you were doing you twat

These boys joke, cos its a jungle and the worm turns, tonights my night to get a few bites

But you're a rat. Being buddies with one of the big mods saves you a lot, but you're a sly nasty little rodent my friend.

Bantz tho lads

BOOM

 

[Diego]

Good read this, may read again tomorrow if the telly is ****.

 

[Spurlock]

Good read this, may read again tomorrow if the telly is ****.

hopefully the telly is very interesting and we don’t see you around tbh

 

[Sucky]

Coulda been better tbh

 

[Diego]

hopefully the telly is very interesting and we don’t see you around tbh

I appreciate the sentiment mate but sadly the telly is rarely interesting

 

[Sucky]

Women watch TV and they have ****s and that tells you all you need to know about that.

 

[Welshie]

Women watch TV and they have ****s and that tells you all you need to know about that.

Who needs TV when theres streams, amarite?

 

[PINKIE]

Who needs TV when theres streams, amarite?

Try explaining that to brb bro

 

[Fox Mulder]

Ye know exactly what you were doing you twat

These boys joke, cos its a jungle and the worm turns, tonights my night to get a few bites

But you're a rat. Being buddies with one of the big mods saves you a lot, but you're a sly nasty little rodent my friend.

Bantz tho lads

Just ignore him


Howay the Toon! [HASHTAG]#NUFCTakeover[/HASHTAG]

 

[Peej]

Fun Fact:

It took Dominic Calvert-Lewin 35 minutes to score as many goals on his home ground as Firmino has on his in 1 year, 6 months and 9 days.

 

[Sucky]

Fun Fact:

It took Dominic Calvert-Lewin 35 minutes to score as many goals on his home ground as Firmino has on his in 1 year, 6 months and 9 days.

Hes **** mate

 

[Peej]

Hes **** mate

He plays for Brazil from time to time. So not so bad

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

He plays for Brazil from time to time. So not so bad

Doesn’t get enough Fantasy Football points so he’s lost on my generation.

 

[remembercolinlee]

How come liverpool don’t manage to spend but win cups and trophies.

Errmmm...they do spend...and their signings have been very good on the whole.

 

[remembercolinlee]

Bout 1 year ago some Arsenal fan made a thread that Chaos ovetook with his takeover ****e, the takeover ****e turned into bants, the bants slowly morphed into a Everton vs Newcastle thing (i was thread banned by Tobes,) the bants started to include PJ who then followed Chaos to the Newcastle board, that lasted a few weeks and PJ was banned, me and Chaos asked Albert to unban PJ. Pj didnt take the hint and people discussed banning him - i posted the spurly message above and he was banned from the thread.

Since then PJ has been very mad about his thread ban, but he doesnt care, but he does, he doesn't actually want to post there... but he obviously does


Theres your summary, thatll be £10.

Girliest flounce post of 2020 award goes to...