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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by kiwiqpr, Feb 23, 2012.

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  1. Eamon Holmes

    Eamon Holmes Well-Known Member

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    I spilled some of my pint on Phil Jupitus but he said "Never mind."
    Buzzcocks
    No, really.
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Just started playing badminton and I hit the thing every time
    Shuttlecocks
    No the net
     
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    Jokes about white sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar, Demerara
     
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    Insomnia is awful. But on the plus side – only three more sleeps till Christmas.
     
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    A Roman walks into a bar, holds two fingers up and says " Five beers please"
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or Twist?”
     
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    "I found some old letters dating back to WW2 from the Nazi minister for propaganda"
    "Goebbels?"
    "No it's true"
     
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    A great thread ruined in my opinion with 2 pages of repetitive ****e.
     
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    Don't get it!
     
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    bollocks
    no he means it
     
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    what could go wrong
     
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    BREAKING NEWS: a man who took an airline company to court after losing his luggage has lost his case.
     
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    I was walking past Wormwood Scrubs when I saw someone coming over the wall. Half way down, I noticed he was a midget. He looked at me and sneered.

    I thought, that’s a little condescending...
     
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    "My Doctor says I am suffering from 7th Planet Syndrome"
    "Uranus?"
    "No, it's true"
     
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    A farmer walked into his field and counted his sheep. He found he had 196 of them.

    After rounding them up, he had 200...
     
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