Off Topic I can’t wait for Christmas

The word 'maybe' wasn't needed.

 

Do you prefer bumfun like Matthew?

 

I am more of an “arse” man, but not in the way that you have lewdly suggested.

 

So i'm guessing Seaman was your favourite player yeah?

 

Why?

 

You ****ing simpleton.

 

Worst time of the year for me. I've spent the last few just sat in the house eating pizza and ****. My bird is trying to get me to spend it with her this year but I'll probably hide away again. It's a struggle.

 

Nobody is going to disagree with that, man.

 

You seem to have missed a comma out ... after the word "arse" ... really isn't like you at all ....

 

Apologies for not being up to speed on your history @CBD saffy but what would you be 'hiding away' from?

A genuine query mate.

 

My best friend died Christmas eve 2005, I've found it hard to celebrate Christmas since then. That's probably half the reason, it's gone on that long now that I feel like I don't want to intrude on anybodies Christmas, I always feel like I'm a burden on people whatever I do and that I should just sit back and let everybody enjoy their happiness. It's gone on that long I'm stuck in a rut now and I just accept it for what it is.

I see my daughter on boxing day and I normally take her out. Christmas is over then, anyway.

 

To be fair, no woman would be turned on by yours either.

 

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You still bitter about the terms of our wager and the fact that you can’t use a piccy of Judas holding aloft the Prem League trophy from all those eons ago, mate?

I understand.

 

^^^^ rattled

 

You two bore me to sleep with your ****ing bet chat can you not just shag it out or just take it elsewhere?

 

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Who’s looking forward to Christmas.

 

George Bush

 

Always been more of a boxing day man myself.
Find xmas day quite stressful. Visiting family, hoping the little one is having a great time etc. Boxing day’s a bit more laid back. Usually spent in pub all day where we all get together and get **** faced.