January player bingo

Just to be clear, and for the purpose of Munson Bingo. I'd take Ousmane, Moussa or ****ing Karamoka at this point in time

 

Dubravka, Lampety 30m, Coady 30m, Tarkowski 30m, Owen Wijndal 30m, Kessie 20m, Gravenberch 50m, ASM, Damsgaard 40m, Coutinho 40m, Isak 50m

That should keep us up - only 320m in the hole

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Imagine if it didn't keep us up

 

I reckon 2021/22 Bruce might have managed to **** it like

 

@magdad has really got my juices flowing with the suggestion of Gravenberch, such a talented lad. Perhaps Overmars and Ten Hag can help out They'd also be able to persuade Wijndal no doubt, who would make a good left back signing.

Great thread @Roy Munson - its got me super erect and dreaming of things that will probably never happen

 

Imagine spending £30m on Tarkowski when his contract is up in the summer anyway!

 

This is a really good point in looking at more serious options. We could target fringe international players who need game time.

 

Its true but then it could relegate them...

 

I reckon you've gone with a Saudi premium there mate, Coutinho - nowt, Tarkowski - £10m, Isak - £40m, Coady - £20m. Just saved the club £80m Get me in there in place of ****ing thumb heed now.

 

I think the media are getting carried away. This isn't the big sportswash they think it is..

It's an investment.. If it was a sportwash they'd just have bought a club already at the top

It'll be better than under Ashley, but not a case of just throwing hundreds of millions away..

 

Mate it ****ing is like.

why spunk £3bn on a plastic manufactured club like Spurs when you can buy an oven baked proper club like ours for a 10th of the price. invest £2bn on infrastructure and players and sell it on or float it in the future for profit, enjoy the ride and adulation for a decade or 2 and hoover up every ****ing trophy going?

 

I agree. January is likely to be loans and buying unhappy players. Being realistic for a second (I know its boring), top players want PL and European football. Like it or not we can't even guarantee the former for next season. Its fascinating nonetheless but reality will kick in before too long as the window nears. We may have to take a few short term mercenaries too. They'll have a plan to stay up, it might be a bit ugly. The real work will start in the summer.

 

Tarkowski
Coady
Ramsey
Lingard
Van der Beek
James Ward-Prowse
Keiron Trippier
Coutinho
Ross Barkley
Botman

 

On second thoughts

 

That Nakamba link worries me, he can't even get a game for Villa but there seems to be a lot of chat around it.

The second one is just because you are being juvenile isn't it?

 

Karim Adeyemi and Noah Okafor looked **** hot for Red Bull Salzburg when I watched them against Wolfsburg last Wednesday - if we want to target some young players.

 

Is tipped to go to Liverpool and would be a perfect fit to be honest for them, I can see that happening 100%

 

ps. Noa Lang, Sven Botman, Boubaka Kamara, Joakin Maehle, Nico Elvedi and Tchouameni.

Not people I think we're going to sign so don't make my list but they're all the types of players who would be ace for us to try and bring in in the summer.

 

BTW lads can I ask that you edit the lists rather than just throwing names here there and everywhere?

I'll probably forget to score them that's all

 

Anyone be up for Christian Eriksen?

https://www.skysports.com/football/...-season-following-cardiac-arrest-at-euro-2020

Can't play in Italy for medical reasons by their medical authorities.