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  1. Captainpancakes

    Captainpancakes Well-Known Member

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    I accept this is a strange one, but does anyone think big Joe could play DM well?
     
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  2. Ben 10

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    No he's ****
     
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    he couldn’t sweep a floor mate. He’d miss all the big bits.

    hes ****.
     
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    I think he's better at winning possession and passing than anything else.

    Would anyone argue about that?
     
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  5. Ben 10

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Hes good as a defensive minded winger, squad player at best.

    If he poked in a goal now and again, like one every 5 games hed be fine
     
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  8. Captainpancakes

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    Yeah that's the thing I know it sounds crazy but he can and does win possesion alot and he can pass a bit..

    He has scored 3 goals in his last 6 starts so there's signs he's now at the level he needs to be at.

    I think Jones is probably a big reason behind the progress.
     
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  10. Judge Death

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    For a big guy, he gets knocked off the ball far too easily.

    It's a no from me
     
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    He would be better as left back....................
     
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  12. Judge Death

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    Left back in the changing room maybe
     
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  13. Captainpancakes

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    They better not boo the national anthem again.
     
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  14. Ben 10

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    It's happening
     
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  15. Captainpancakes

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    I hope not it's disgusting
     
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  16. Ben 10

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    <laugh> no it's not man
     
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  17. Captainpancakes

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    This is the wrong thread
     
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    It absolutely is.

    This is England not Argentina
     
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  19. Judge Death

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    This I completely agree with - I appreciate there are plenty of other sets of fans who do the same, but doesn't mean we need to
     
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  20. Ben 10

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    Should boo ours it's ****
     
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