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  1. Essayyeffcee

    Essayyeffcee Well-Known Member

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  3. Essayyeffcee

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    And the circle is complete cos I nicked it from a page on there! <laugh>
     
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    Piers Morgan “I expect Ten Haag to get down on bended knees and apologise to me for the disrespect he’s shown Ronaldo”

    Laura Woods: “We’ll have to explain to him who you are first.”

    Savagery.
     
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  5. Gordon Armstrong

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    My doctor told me I only had a year to live . I wasn’t happy with what he had given me so I shot him .
    The judge has given me 20 years . Result
     
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    Went to the zoo
    But only saw a dog
    It was a Shih tzu
     
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    I used to hate facial hair
    But it grew on me
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    hoi Armstrong WHY DID YOU DELETE MY JOKE and then put the same joke up for yourself, didn't all the **** you caused teach you anything. about your ****ty tactics
     
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    Dave and Pete were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers in Darwin, Australia .
    One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
    Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
    Pete says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.
    You wanna try it?'
    So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.
    The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
    In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.
    Nothing!
    Then the phone rings. It's Pete.
    Pete says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'
    Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
    Pete says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'
    Dave says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often..'
    ' Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
    'What's that?'
    'Have you farted yet?'
    'No.'
    'Well, DON’T - 'cause I'm in New Zealand '
     
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  17. Gordon Armstrong

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    I would have answered as soon as I saw it if you had been civil about it.

    I don't remember doing that, but I'm sorry if I did.
     
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    if you took more care , there wouldn't be a problem i mean you have had quite a few upset at the same thing, but thank you for your reply, so long as you remain civil there will be no problems from me.:emoticon-0150-hands
     
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    Think we should have a poll about this
     
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