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  1. Gordon Armstrong

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    I was in a pub playing darts when this nun walked in.
    She asked me what I was playing.
    'Well, it's darts ain't it?'' I replied.
    'Can I have a go?' She asked.
    'Sure,' I replied and handed her the darts.
    The first one went straight into the 20, second one into the treble 20. Wow, she was some player. She threw the third dart. It was heading into treble 20, but hit the wire, rebounded back and ended up in her forehead, killing her.
    I shouted out. 'One nun dead and eighty'
     
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    I hope it was to a bath.

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    Gil T Azell, Jun 29, 2022
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    Greatest black footballer of all time?

    • Lineker
      65.2%

    • Pele
      34.8%
    353 votes·Final results
     
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    So the crocodile trainer unzipped and placed his manhood between the Croc jaws.He then banged the crocs head with a pint glass. The Croc snapped its jaw almost shut, leaving the trainers manhood intact. Audience clapped.The trainer asked if anyone else wanted to try. A little old lady shouted out "I will, but don't hit me so hard with that pint pot"
     
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    It reminds me of something I went through when I ran my grandfather's newsstand. :emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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    I bet her ring could do with a good clean as well ...
     
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