Off Topic Missing Persons Alert.

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by UnitedinRed, Sep 26, 2015.

  1. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    We have a situation. Has anyone seen @CFC: Champions of FFP

    He's been missing since yesterday evening. Last season wearing a bag over his head to hide his shame.

    If you have any information regarding his where abouts please do not approach. London's only is likely to be scared and confused right now so please use caution.

    Please contact [email protected]
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC Well-Known Member

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    A weekend of no Chavs, great <ok>
     
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  3. Treble

    Treble Well-Known Member

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    I'm afraid it will be a weekend without many more than that. The ABUs won't be around much either <whistle>
     
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  4. Stan The Chosen One

    Stan The Chosen One Well-Known Member

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    To be fair he's popped in occasionally (very occasionally and very briefly) but his incessant spamming of the board about United, Spurs, Arsenal and QPR (away fans) has dipped dramatically. Not sure why as he was bouncing around like Zebedee on speed last season.
     
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  5. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever He's A Top Top Player

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    Chelsea are the worst team in London !










    bait to hook Londons only
     
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    Stan The Chosen One Well-Known Member

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    Chelsea have got a couple of home games they'll fancy coming up. I'm sure he'll be swaggering around again in no time!
     
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  7. NowsufferinginSpain

    NowsufferinginSpain Well-Known Member

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    I am Mystic Reg, and I foresee a Russian's chequebook taking a hammering very soon!...
     
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  8. littleDinosaurLuke

    littleDinosaurLuke Well-Known Member

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    He's doing a tour of the North in preparation for their away games next season - Preston, Bolton, Blackburn, Burnley, Leeds, Sheffield, Hull, Middlesbrough, Huddersfield etc.

    Here's his present location
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  9. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC Well-Known Member

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    Not UTD then?
     
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  10. CFC: Champions of FFP x2

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    Apologies guys, was in Bristol for weekend and went to Dismaland.

    You missed me, I am flattered
     
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  11. Hoddle Is A God

    Hoddle Is A God Rock God

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    The best thing is to try to pretend that the last few weeks never happened, CFC. Most of us will let you wipe the slate clean; PIXIE won't of course, but that's par for the course, here. It's ironic, really, because he's the king of the failed wum, and he really ought to be the one mentoring you through this difficult time.

    I'd give you some advice, mate, but I've never been in the position where I've been an embarrassment, with comments coming back to haunt me, so I'm not going to be much use to you, I'm afraid.
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Walking the Cow

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    I did get CFC biting a little on the Chelsea board the other day I was in stealth wum mode and was almost at a big bite but I think he realised right at the point of taking a big chomp. <laugh>
     
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  13. CFC: Champions of FFP x2

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    Fortunately I was at the new McDonagh play at the Royal Court for the Porto game (my birthday part 2) and the Banksy installation Disamaland for the Newcastle game (birthday part 1). :)
     
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  14. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever He's A Top Top Player

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    Very highbrow - how did they go - was dismaland good ?
     
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  15. NowsufferinginSpain

    NowsufferinginSpain Well-Known Member

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    It's also known as Stamford Bridge, currently! ..,
     
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  16. CFC: Champions of FFP x2

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    McDonagh is not that highbrow. Quite Tarantino-esque (Have you seen In Bruges?) norrmally, Hangmen is black humour. Great cast: David Morrisey etc

    Dismaland was good: Banksy is a very direct... one-trick pony... but some of the installations were funny.

    My mate set it up, so we got free bar all night, deejays and had a wander round on our own at 7am which was fun. Some of the other artists in the gallery were great: photorealism especially
     
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  17. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever He's A Top Top Player

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    sounds like a cracking birthday day out at dismaland, the play sounds good where is it on
     
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  18. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    The Royal Court <whistle>
     
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  19. CFC: Champions of FFP x2

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    Yes, it was proper rave up. Lots of people dribbling on the beach at Weston-Super-Mare, even more than usual!

    Royal Court by Sloane Square tube, good place to catch cheap theatre before shows go West End with West End prices. Great faux-French brasserie Colbert next door (same restauranteurs that opened The Wolseley) and the bar at the Royal Court is fun too
     
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  20. UnitedinRed

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    Fresh Alert!
     
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