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  1. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Ahhh very romantic.

    Is this after you shagged her?
     
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    Treble, May 15, 2019
  2. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    What the **** is this ****

    41BF787E-C6C8-459E-81D1-36964325CD5C.jpeg
     
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    Quesadaad, May 15, 2019
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  3. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    BAIL, BAIL, BAIL.

    You’ve hooked a frustrated middle aged married woman who patently wants more than just a length. Been there, done that, it doesn’t generally end well.
     
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  4. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    ^^^^ Tobes married her.
     
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    Treble, May 15, 2019
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  5. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    No, we’ve done **** all. I’m just awesome obviously
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, May 15, 2019
  6. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Her blokes defo works on the docks and wears rigger boots to bed
    You’re gettin ****ed up bru
     
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    Quesadaad, May 15, 2019
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  7. Libby

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  8. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    No lol.

    Jesus wept mate. I'm disappointed.

    You're going to have to rectify this, but now she's said she loves you it's gonna be tricky.
     
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    Treble, May 15, 2019
  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    That is truly depressing, I told you to fist her and ruin her self esteem, and you bought her Ferrero Roche. You’re defo gay bro.
     
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  10. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Man. It’s awful. We’re both in relationships and she sent me that. I was like... oh
     
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  11. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I’m sick of @Quesadaad .

    He’s meant to be my 31yo twin
     
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  12. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Mate I don't understand what you two have been doing for the last 4 months? <laugh>

    How can you get to this point and she's telling you this and all you've been doing is holding hands in the park?
     
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  13. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Why not? <laugh>
     
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  14. PleaseNotPoll

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    Have you told her about your husband?
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, May 15, 2019
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  15. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I’m just awesome.

    May not have helped that we have spoken every day for 4 months.
     
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    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    I’d have piledrived her whilst winking at the wedding photo on the mantlepiece.
    You’re no twin of mine
     
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    Quesadaad, May 15, 2019
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  17. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    She’s seen my rectum, it’s obvious.
     
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  18. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    You've played with her heart you fiend. You should've just shagged her mate, she would've thanked you for it.

    Now she'll hate you forever and you didn't even get any pussy.
     
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  19. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    In all seriousness if you haven't nailed her and had nowt going, you should **** her off for saying the 'L' word.

    Clearly a clingy little ****er.
     
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  20. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I feel a tad fiendish.
     
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