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Ahhh very romantic.

Is this after you shagged her?

 

What the **** is this ****

 

BAIL, BAIL, BAIL.

You’ve hooked a frustrated middle aged married woman who patently wants more than just a length. Been there, done that, it doesn’t generally end well.

 

^^^^ Tobes married her.

 

No, we’ve done **** all. I’m just awesome obviously

 

Her blokes defo works on the docks and wears rigger boots to bed
You’re gettin ****ed up bru

 

@wishiwasinliverpool

 

No lol.

Jesus wept mate. I'm disappointed.

You're going to have to rectify this, but now she's said she loves you it's gonna be tricky.

 

That is truly depressing, I told you to fist her and ruin her self esteem, and you bought her Ferrero Roche. You’re defo gay bro.

 

Man. It’s awful. We’re both in relationships and she sent me that. I was like... oh

 

I’m sick of @Quesadaad .

He’s meant to be my 31yo twin

 

Mate I don't understand what you two have been doing for the last 4 months?

How can you get to this point and she's telling you this and all you've been doing is holding hands in the park?

 

Why not?

 

Have you told her about your husband?

 

I’m just awesome.

May not have helped that we have spoken every day for 4 months.

 

I’d have piledrived her whilst winking at the wedding photo on the mantlepiece.
You’re no twin of mine

 

She’s seen my rectum, it’s obvious.

 

You've played with her heart you fiend. You should've just shagged her mate, she would've thanked you for it.

Now she'll hate you forever and you didn't even get any pussy.

 

In all seriousness if you haven't nailed her and had nowt going, you should **** her off for saying the 'L' word.

Clearly a clingy little ****er.

 

I feel a tad fiendish.