Pixie's Cafe

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So, lads...

What do you think of this place?

It's a bit ****, eh?

He's got those spoons that are chained to the counter. As if anyone is going to nick the bastards!

I'm going to have a gander at the menu.

You lads spot anything?
 
Commachio said:
Mrs hiag always opts for the piskies battered sausage.
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Giant battered sausage. Mrs HIAG comes in every morning without fail for that.
Says all she gets at home is a tiny party sausage, so she can't wait to get out of the house to get a big one to go with her Kebab.
 
PISKIE said:
Giant battered sausage. Mrs HIAG comes in every morning without fail for that.
Says all she gets at home is a tiny party sausage, so she can't wait to get out of the house to get a big one to go with her Kebab.
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Hiag. cocktail sausage and 2 silverskin onions boy.
 
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Commachio said:
And a flake of Edam


I don't think this is going quite as how special needs hiags planned.
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Spurlock and Skylarker are at the party that nobody turned up too. Those boys will be there all night on the bong. HIAG’s all on his own on this one.
 
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PISKIE said:
Spurlock and Skylarker are at the party that nobody turned up too. Those boys will be there all night on the bong. HIAG’s all on his own on this one.
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Sat eating quavers in front of the caravans gas fire.
 
Comm...strip HiaG of his best wum nomination i gave him please. This thread is utter, utter ****e!

So that's it time to take my meds now, then blow my brains out and return with my normal empty shell in the morning <ok>
 
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brb said:
Comm...strip HiaG of his best wum nomination i gave him please. This thread is utter, utter ****e!

So that's it time to take my meds now, then blow my brains out and return with my normal empty shell in the morning <ok>
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It's yet another clusterfuck of an attention 'look at me" thread.

I really think he needs to lose his virginity. And quickly.
 
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Mrs HIAG just called the cafe with special order. She's ordered a spit roast for home delivery tonight. Said she just needs to lock HIAG out of the house first.

You around later to help out with this @Commachio ?
 
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Hm.

It would appear that no one actually visits this **** hole of a greasy spoon, other than a couple of scroats.

Not that I'm surprised, of course. This was a test.

For the record, and despite Pixie's fantasies. Mrs HIAG wouldn't be seen dead in a joint like this. She's far too upmarket, and loves her Harvester buffet breakfast, down on the beach. Sadly, it's nothing more than Pixie having his usual morning **** over the mushrooms.

I'm no Gordon Ramsey, but if I was him, I'd suggest that you change the menu, mate, and "pull your fcuking finger out! You're a fcuking disgrace!" That's if I was Gordon Ramsy, mate.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Hm.

It would appear that no one actually visits this **** hole of a greasy spoon, other than a couple of scroats.

Not that I'm surprised, of course. This was a test.

For the record, and despite Pixie's fantasies. Mrs HIAG wouldn't be seen dead in a joint like this. She's far too upmarket, and loves her Harvester buffet breakfast, down on the beach. Sadly, it's nothing more than Pixie having his usual morning **** over the mushrooms.

I'm no Gordon Ramsey, but if I was him, I'd suggest that you change the menu, mate, and "pull your fcuking finger out! You're a fcuking disgrace!" That's if I was Gordon Ramsy, mate.
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[HASHTAG]#fuming[/HASHTAG]<laugh>

Merry Xmas haigy<diva>
 
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