So I'm off for a drink next week with a girl that I haven't seen for 25 years - she used to be THE numero uno hot one when we were younger, but none of the lads seemed to ever get near her. I mean like she was meltingly hot. This isn't going to end well is it. Will report back though, clearly.
Anyone else watching Beeb 1? I love Brian Blessed. Quite mad (though likely someone you could only cope with in small doses in reality).
Well he didn't want to be there in the first place. Him and that other one who were going to score far more goals than Alan Shearer. That was a joke which wasn't funny Mr Branfoot. David Speedie was the other plomker.
I can see that. Great fun for the first pint, intolerable by the time you've finished the second. Then great fun again by the tenth.
How can it still be raining? Isn't all the rain gone yet? Can't wait to go back to the ****ing desert!
I wouldn't expect LTL to have his phone out and filming throughout, no; that's a bit much. Should he have several hidden cameras covering all angles in his abode should it proceed to a nightcap? I think that'd be a fair compromise.
I do love the onion http://www.theonion.com/articles/ti...lMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default
Well I found this in Dorset, which is wonderful on holiday. Has anyone seen this on a hand pump in the Southampton area? I need to know!