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    Judy married Ted; they had 13 children. Ted died.
    She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.
    Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.
    Judy remarried again, and this time, she & John had 5 more children.
    Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
    Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together."
    Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret: "Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"
    Margaret replied: I think he means her legs, Ethel!"
     
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    There was a Japanese man who came here for sightseeing.
    On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport.
    During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi.
    Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!”
    After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, “Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!”
    And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, “Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!”
    The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was $300.
    The Japanese exclaimed, “Wah… so expensive!”
    There upon, the driver yelled back, “Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!”
     
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    Wife has broken her leg & her hubby comes home after work.

    Hubby: Honey, how're you doing?

    Wife: Fine. Hey, do me a favour plz. Go upstairs & get me my slippers. My feet are freezing.

    Hubby goes upstairs & sees wife's 2 hot sisters lying on the bed.
    Hubby: Your sister sent me up to have s€x with you girls.

    Sisters: Prove it !!

    Hubby (Shouting): Hey honey, both of them?

    Wife (Shouting back): Of course! What's the point of fu**king one?
     
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    A Mother-in-law decides to test her three Son-in-laws for their good nature.
    For this, she goes for a walk by the river with the 1st Son-in-law & jumps in. He saves her.
    Next morning, he finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with a note: "From your Mother-in-Law"
    Next, she goes for a walk by the river with the 2nd Son-in-law & jumps in. He too saves her.
    Next morning He also finds a Toyota Corolla parked outside his house with a note: "From your Mother-In-Law"
    Next, she goes for a walk by the river with the 3rd Son-in-law & jumps in. He just laughs and walks away...
    Next morning, he finds a BMW M5 parked outside his house with a note:
    "FROM YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW!"
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    That’s not the only thing….
     
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    • A woman was breast feeding her baby, when she noticed the window cleaner watching her.Indignantly, she said, "what do you think you"re staring at?"He replied, apologetically, "when I was a baby, I was bottle fed so I was just fascinated."The woman says, "well, baby"s had enough but there"s some left if you want to find out what it"s like."The window cleaner climbed in through the window and started to feed.After a short time, the woman realised that she was becoming aroused and she asked, "would you like a little bit of some thing else?"He replied, "have you got a rusk?"
     
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