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    ”He came walking down the corridor and said: ‘Ah you must be Edward Sheringham’. I told him I was, but I preferred to be called Teddy. He said: ‘OK, welcome to the club, Edward’.”
    Teddy Sheringham about his first day at Forest and meeting Brian Clough.
     
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    My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

    Billy Connolly
     
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    "I saw the execution of Saddam Hussien on the Internet and it really made me think....Is there nothing I won't masterbate to?"

    Frankie Boyle
     
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    “Working in Poundstretcher for no wages…working in a shop where everything is worth a quid except you."

    Kevin Bridges
     
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    On Rangers going into liquidation: "Scottish football is famously a two horse race and we've now lost a horse. Scottish football has become showjumping."

    Kevin Bridges
     
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    If its not working I will pull you off at half time
    Alf Ramsey
    That sounds good we only get oranges at QPR
    Rodney Marsh
     
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    Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
    From Outlaw Josey Wales
     
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    If you go in my purse again I'll chop your balls off you little ****er
    My Mum
     
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    “Life is what happens to you, While you're busy making other plans.” .

    John Lennon
     
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    I'm not afraid of dying, I just dont want to be there when it happens
    Spike Milligan
     
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    I thought that was Woody Alan

    Spike Milligan's choice for his gravestone.

    I told you I was ill.
     
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    I refuse to join a club that would have me as a member
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    It was a woman who drove me to drink, I never thanked her
    WC Fields
     
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    That thing under your kilt is gruesome, aye lasse look again it's gruesome more
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