Off Topic Valentine’s Day

Roses are red,
Semen is green.
At least it is so,
When your partner's unclean

 

Roses are red,
Sheep aren't too fussy,
Their buttocks are warm,
And they have a nice pussy

 

@luvgonzo to confirm

 

Roses are red,
Cows have an udder
They'll take your load
And turn it to butter

 

Roses are red
Donkeys are grey,
If you **** a male one
that means you're gay.

 

Roses are red
Horses are sable
Matt went to the farm
And ****ed a whole stable

 

Roses are red
Fragrant is fennel,
Matt licks his own balls
And sleeps in a kennel

 

There was a cow
Upon a hill
If it's not there now













It must have gone

 

@Milk and 1 other person

Bravo my man, made me smile and laugh tonight..

 

Nah mate .. these days I'm distinctly mundane and average ... just like you ... difference is, once I wasn't ...

Never mind, Skippy ... your need to continually buzz me says it all, little man .. you got some deep rooted resentment issues there fella ... I feel your pain ... if you need me, I'm here for you

 

A man may kiss his love goodbye
The rose may kiss the butterfly
The wine may kiss the crystal glass
But you, dear friends, can kiss my ...

 

FFS, you’re completely humourless.

“I got 15 Valentine’s cards one year at uni, how many did you get?”

How can any **** not consider that to be a ridiculous thing to post on a football forum? And where the **** did you go to Uni where 18-22 year olds were getting excited about sending and receiving Valentine’s cards?

 

Bayside High School, California.

 

Still stuck on little old me Skippy? ... .. as for humourless ... take a look in the mirror little man .. you may be a legend in your own lunchtime but you are still a tedious twat ... stop continually trying to get my attention you needy prick ... how many posts today when you mention me? ... twat ... here you are close to midnight STILL trying to get my attention ... ya creepy ****

 

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...emoji...did a lot of shagging...emoji...Leicester won the league...emoji...joke from the 1980s...emoji...

 

Skippy still trying to get my attention ... same as it ever was ... Skip Skip Skip ... edgy edgy edgy ... twat

 

....drove to Wales...emoji...dull...emoji...drove to Wales again...dull...Leicester won the league...emoji...dull

 

... make the most of it .... I'll be sleeping soon ... Skippy will keep ... he's been trying to get my attention all day ... perhaps I shagged his mum? ... at least she'd have had a right sore fanny before giving birth to one ...