Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop It’s off, we’re f**cked!
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    Lots of stray dogs in wearyside as no one can hold onto a lead.

    Agent Wearside Jack
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop It’s off, we’re f**cked!
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop It’s off, we’re f**cked!
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  4. Judge Death

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    The Apathy Shields have been buffed to a healthy glow over on the Mackems board.....
     
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  5. GeordieHalfbreed

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    Mackems trying to hold onto a lead:
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Hung,Drawn and Quartered

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  8. cronemeister

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  9. GeordieHalfbreed

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    I hear they do a great smoked ham though.
     
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  10. jimileysbaldhead

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    Phil Brown obviously forgot to turn his tanning machine off when they sacked him.
     
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  11. Warm Pouch

    Warm Pouch Better than JPF

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  12. cronemeister

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    Based on events of last night there is a strong case I feel for this thread being renamed to reflect the searing heat that it is now giving off. It's red hot at the minute but could turn white hot if they **** it up at the play offs like. I think the title needs to be a bit more fluid.....like their defence <laugh>
     
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  13. Warm Pouch

    Warm Pouch Better than JPF

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    Is there any health dangers associated with uncontrollable laughter? Just I'm becoming concerned this is an attempt by Sunderland to kill a few of us off in order to try and match our superior support.

    I tell you what, if they get beat off Charlton in the play offs, they'll not only have to take this massive kidney stone out of me, they'll have to put me a new ticker in as well because I can't take much more.
     
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    At least they'll get another crack at the LDV Vans trophy next season
     
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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  16. Dorty Dogbreath

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    Even if the sad bastards somehow win promotion through the lottery of the playoffs, they will only be back in a league with far superior teams where they got relegated from the last time they were in it lolsy lolsy lol <laugh>
     
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    If they don't go up my main hope if that Tranmere do as it's just around the corner from where I live and I'll be attending. Be an odd feeling though, last season I went to see Tranmere play Gateshead, seeing them then play Sunderland in the league would really hit home the level of the situation.
     
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  18. Squint Eye

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    They believe not going up might be a blessing in disguise as they'll be provided with an opportunity to strengthen and eventually get back to back promotions back into the Premier League.
     
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  19. JakartaToon

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    Suspect they may struggle. This season they were still receiving parachute money from the Premier League.

    Although the speed they dropped through the divisions it was clearly a defective parachute.
     
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    You should worry. How's an old f*cker like me going to survive after drinking myself into oblivion should they not go up. My old Long John's better prepare themselves for some serious p!ss staining.
     
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