Locker room faux pas

i was in the gym last night and accidentally broke the code of the locker room.

i was getting changed, eyes unfocused, not looking directly at anyone or anything then i pull my shorts on, look up and standing there is a kinda fat guy whit tight green boxers on. the end of his cock is peeking out between two of the buttons and i think "it looks like a turtle" and burst out laughing. luckily he didnt make anything off it although he was pretty pissed off.

i have broken the code, i have failed as a man.

 

That is funny. There is a guy on here who gets called "Partridge" because he was wearing 80's style shorts in the gym on the bike and everyone could see that "The boys were out of the barracks"

 

i'm just glad he did ask what i was laughing at;

"your dick looks like a turtle"

 

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Was his dick green? Was it erect?

 

**** sake. The gym changing rooms are well awkward. The showers are amazing and its great having a sauna just before it but getting changed in front of other guys is weird.

I think in this day and age there should be 3 changing rooms. One for singles (male and female mixed together) one for gays and one for lessies. Actually, the rug munchers can change in the singles locker room, saves folk having to build an extra one

So it would be like this....

Changing Room One - Acceptable People
Changing Room Two - Gays

 

yeah, nothing beats 10 naked men in a space that thould only ever hold 6 effectively trying to get changed with their eyes closed

 

Should have a seperate Gym too. I ****ing hate gay guys in Gyms. Was out drinking in Aberdeen with a few folk one night and this boy comes and sits at our table with us. He start chatting to the boy Yoolz going "You go to the gym on Bon Accord street don't you" so Yoolz starts chatting to him, the guy start going on about "You look really good when you're working out" and other equally queer stuff but because English isn't his first language Yoolz is missing the signs.

So I tell him discreetly that the guy is clearly a buftie. Next thing I know Yoolz has the boy by the collar and is telling him to **** off.

 

as soon as i get a house with a garage i'm buying the gym stuff i actually use and putting it all in there

i'm so sad i was actually thinking about how i'll have to insulate this imaginary garage the other day