The weekend is over to quickly

but it certainly helps when you finish at 11.45 on a Friday morning, you feel you are really getting your moneys worth out of it

 

****! I'll probably spend my weekend on here talking to myself as usual. At least I'm in the home stretch now though.

 

I've got no work to do today, could probably leave by 10. Got 4 drawings to print and 8 folders need ordered, thats it. Got 8 hours down to the job on my timesheet

 

Pair of ****s!

I can almost taste that first pint already.

 

your first pint of what <marcalmondstomachpump muir>

Is that some kind of gay oil rig you work on, are there loads of handlebar moustaches, with lots of white vest tops being worn???

 

i remember when you were doing ****ing loads of hours! you're like a soap opera story line!

"every since the brain tumor i've realised that there's more to life than working all the time"

 

Most oil rigs have a faint whiff of repressed homosexuality about them. I mean it's a floating metal ****-tip filled with guys who've spent half their working lives away from women. It's less gay than the Navy though.

 

****

The long hours were ****ing nightmare. Didn't get paid any extra for them. I'd been doing all the work for the ground investigations at the Forth bridge and up in Aberdeen, then **** my leg up and some other **** gets to go on site without doing all the work I did.

Can't ****ing wait to leave this place for good

 

the weekends started here in australialand , just about to open the first bottle of fine wine

 

well according to general soap opera story lines you will take up some sort of extreme sport "i feel so ALIVE!" but will inevitably die in the desert, eaten by dingos.

sorry mate.

 

That's not unfortunate enough for ML. His car will go off a cliff on his wedding day with his pregnant wife and faithful dog in it. Then he'll slowly be eaten by vultures as he lies there with a broken back.

 

I would consider attending your funeral ML...will there be Steak Pie????

 

If I thought any of you ****s would attend my funeral, my dying wish would be to have my body filled with explosives and let off at the funeral. Take as many of you as possible

 

Like in Last Action Hero??????

 

Never seen it venom, but if a guy gets his body blown up to kill a few ****s then aye

 

you havent lived ML, what a movie

 

I'll give it a watch tonight or tomorrow......unless I'm bawdeep

(in a bird)

(I mean a female)

 

well once you've gifted her with 30 seconds of sexual ecstacy roll over and stick last action hero on

she'll be used to anti climaxes by then.

 

Right ****o's, I'm outta here, have a good one!!

C'mon the Rangers!

Up the Workers !!