Since he hasn't been on for about five hours I guess Billy has been ambushed by his family for a canny bash. Hope you had a good one Billy and look forward to your hangover.
I think you'll find they have whisked him off to the Stanley casino in a gold lame suit in a horse drawn limousine. Or they have donated him to Beamish Museum.
Too built up around your way, loads of woodland where I lived. My granda had a .410 shotgun & we used to go out shooting wood pigeons. He taught me how to skin rabbits & prepare the pigeons for the pot.