And Newcastle supporters wonder why everyone thinks ..........

........ they're totally deluded

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“People around the world should know Newcastle have got the best fans in Britain without a doubt,” he said. “We’re such a popular side. The amount of people, Man City fans, Wolves fans, their second team is Newcastle, there’s so many people you say whose your second team they say Newcastle."

“That doesn’t happen anywhere else.”

And despite being overseas, Tim’s been glued to the drama surrounding his beloved Newcastle United over the past months.

Tim maintains St James’ Park has an untouchable atmosphere, but argued the club should be one of the biggest in Europe and would welcome an overseas investor to the club. Newcastle United could be one of the biggest teams in Europe, without a doubt, because we’ve got the fans we’ve got the fan base.

“We will always have them , even if we went down to the third division."

What an absolute bellend.

From the club's website,
"1992, Attendances, which had dwindled to an average of 17,267 the previous season, jumped dramatically to almost 30,000."

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/lifestyle/showbiz/tim-healy-says-could-been-9309689

 

Malcolm Healy as he is know by my mates.
Right bellend that's true

 

Or 'is he out' by the blokes popping round to shag his missus

 

Exactly...I think they even beat Liverpool fans in the world's delusional league table..

 

52millions screaming jawdees though

 

It's difficult to tell the difference between healy and carver, in drag or not.

Clearly seperated at birth, by an axe, with the brains left behind in the operating theatre. Pair of deluded ****s.

 

macca healy as he was known when I worked with him at Birtley

 

Funny that. Tim Healey thinking city fans have newcastle as their second team. My partner is an avid city fan and she was telling me earlier that city fans were writing on their boards hoping newcastle went down coz they cant stand them or their fans. Deluded is the man. Must be that benidorm sun.

 

Ffs, I've heard about missing the missus after a split but that's going a bit far like. Mind you, he does look like her a bit, maybe a different lipstick colour and bingo..

 

"What an absolute bellend" I thought that was part of the article

 

He's certainly part of something like, I think he needs to maybe try a job somewhere else, I hear Germany is a good place to go for sad actors and bricklayers..

 

There's loads of jobs in Germany mate, they're desperate for landscape gardeners and shed makers, we could go into business and make a killing!

 

Sheds? Tell me more..

 

I'm banned from discussing the subject mate, part of a restraining order my neighbour took out against me on his physical property.

 

Shame that mate, it's only through your conversations that I was starting to see B & Q as somewhere that the real men hung out in. Freshly fence painted timber was like wow and hoya some creosote in and it was like how much. Valium, nah, who needs that **** when there's a tree out there that might needs a good seeing too.

Don't worry silver birch Terry, your saps safe with me

 

The argumentative folk may say, didn't your crowds jump from around 20k to around 36k around 1996? Not sure like......

 

Evening Smug.
How's your day been fella?

 

Thankfully, mate, neither of us fall into that unfortunate category

 

Are the sewers backing up?