Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

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  1. DMD

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    Police are looking for a man who has tried to stab 48 people in the arse with knitting needles over past couple of days. Police believe he may be following a pattern.
     
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  2. BlackAndAmberGambler

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    <laugh> I'm in stitches.
     
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    That's a purler.
     
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    I wondered if anyone would get all crochety.
     
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  5. Chilton's Hundreds

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    Or get the needle...
     
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    Pfft, you're just spinning a yarn.
     
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    Whoever deleted the posts from here should delete it all or nothing.
     
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  8. originallambrettaman

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    All political posts will be deleted.
     
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  9. balkan tiger

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    that was quick, thank you.
     
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  10. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Good decision <ok>
     
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  11. DMD

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    I can't be the only one that read that in the voice of a Dr Who cyberman. :emoticon-0102-bigsm

     
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    <laugh> More than a tad hypocritical considering that you made the initial post and followed it up with your normal vitriol.
     
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  13. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Fez in trying to goad posters into an arguement, shocker. <doh>
     
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  14. Fez

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    Not at all,Chazz, as you don't need goading; just stating the fact of it to you. Quite happy to leave it there, just thought the hypocrisy worthy of note. <ok>
     
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    Think I will add you to the comedians thread :emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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  16. DMD

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    Chazz and Fez were arguing at the bus stop when the bus pulled up. The driver opened the doors and asked if they were getting on. Chazz said, "No, he's a twat".
     
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  17. DMD

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    I went to the dog rescue centre last night.



    Or a singles bar as it's better known.
     
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  18. DMD

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    I got invited on the Jeremy Kyle show, to prove I wasn't the notorious thief my family made me out to be. I took a lie detector test. I got 50 quid for it at Cash Converters.
     
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  19. DMD

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    My wife accused me of doing nothing around the house"

    Well excuse me!

    But who pissed that skid mark off the toilet then?"
     
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  20. Fez

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    <laugh> Aye, he would ...


    ... then deny it later. <whistle>
     
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