Wise to post this, Ell? The rabid Brexit element are prolly going to kick off now, with phrases like "The more immigrants we let in, the more you'll have to eat this shiite", and so on.
Elland prefers to have his butler present his wipings on a plate before deciding how many sheets the butler needs for the next wipe.
THEY have asked to move to private messaging but have completely ignored me for 15 mins. Who wants to choose my next reply