Dealing with some arseholes

To give full and complete advice, the full and complete scenario is needed.

What happened? Who said what? All preferably in chronological order.

Only then can you receive my sage advice

 

So does this "sage" advice include telling them to get "stuffed".

 

put the theme to Dexter as your ringtone and when you phone rings... fix them with a stare and a wry smile... holding for at least 5 seconds....

 

Just walk in with a fake shotgun and let them see it.

 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................................................................

 

Just p!ss your pants in front of them whilst holding your favourite teddy and tell them not to be nasty.

 

They aint bullying me you turnip, however they are saying i shouldnt talk to certain indivudual who in my opinion is actually a nice young lad.

Im a crusader and im not ****ing having it.

 

Wow your making me want to bully you!

Leave the nice young boy alone, you will get a grievience or a sexual harresment charge! This is work, not brokeback mountain!

 

Piss in their biscuit tin. That'll show them.

 

Leave a ripe alligator on each of their seats for the next few mornings. Treat yourself to a kebab the night before, and two pints of the black stuff.

 

Don't listen to these guys, they're just taking the piss. Turn the other cheek.



Then one day, when they ask if they have pen on their face, say no, even though they do. Mwahahahahahaha!!!

 

Never give in

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To the strange voices in your head.

 

Seriously CC, you actually came on here to ask for advice <shakes heed>
Given the intellect of this place at the best of times, you'd have been better off going along to Saltwell Park and talking to the ducks........I normally find it of benefit.

 

What do you do for a living? What's happened exactly?

 

So you work at the Adam Johnson school of grooming.

Hang him hang him hang him, like they screamed in the movie.

 

I think the advice provided here has been so informative that we should start an Agony Aunt thread where we can post our problems and everyone has the chance to offer their help. Trev could even turn it into a competition with voting for the best advice and then he selects his and declares it the winner. If we keep them all in one thread it wont upset Tash so much.
I know that some of us (you know who you are) have problems and I would like to think we can give something back and help others out.

 

If we are doing an agony aunt type thing, can I query whether my prostate should be the size of a small football?

 

Its all been addressed apparantly they were joking.

To be honest all that they said was hurry up ha ha

 

I only win because that's what the people want!!

 

You're a knob.