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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Jul 3, 2017.

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  1. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    What if she's some other current Not606 Mackems Nanna?

    Saf prolly chats to him every day

    lol
     
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    Then they know their Granny's a whore. I can still smell her on my fingers :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  3. Lovearsenalcock

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    put your hand in the freezer for an hour or so, then you can scrape it off

    #lifehack
     
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  4. Skylarker

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    Then defrost in the microwave for 20 seconds and thinly spread on a piece of seeded bread. It tastes exactly the same as that fish paste **** you can buy in the little jars.
     
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  5. Tobes

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    Yeah, but it's generally not so much about the value, more about doing some repairs that they think are essential post survey.

    Last time I moved they stopped £4k back from my mortgage due to some damp that needed sorting.
     
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  6. PINKIE

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    Are you talking about your ex-missus too ?
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Not really kept up to date with this thread but the last couple of pages have been a good read <laugh>
     
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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    What happened to Jack Wiltshire poster on the Gooner board?
     
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    Goes by the name of Sanj these days
     
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    Seriously?
     
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  11. PINKIE

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    If you're thInking of the poster called Superjackwilshere10 ?
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Yep ,never pictured him as being a bacon sarnie.
     
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    Probably because he isn't a bacon sarnie
     
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  14. Patience

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    You just never know how someone's really feeling. I hope Chester has found peace, but the simple facts of the matter can't be ignored.

    Michael Hutchen, David Carrdine, Gary Speed, Robin Williams, Chris Cornell, Chester Bennington...all sufferers and victims of the hidden killer, the Chokey Bum ****.
     
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  15. Skylarker

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    Well you did think I was black, so maybe your judgements are slightly off <laugh>
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I was slightly disappointed with that revelation if truth be told ,as I was hoping to utilise you as my "black mate" the next time I get accused of being racist.

    I moved onto Spurlock and he turned out to be a Punjabi , running out of potential token black mates on the forum .
     
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    I need an Asian wife to go along with my Black one (not married but as good as).

    Can't find one yet. I keep asking Spurlock for advice but he thinks my ideas would probably end up with my nob getting chopped off.
     
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    More likely she would get acid attacked or stabbed to death as a show of honour to her family.
    Being a bloke it's never your fault and you would walk away unscathed.
    You are a bloke right ?

    Yay Islam <laugh>
     
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    <whistle>
     
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