Oh dear Harvester HIAG, the corporate table wum **** up, has been shown up again. I'm starting to feel sorry for the poor chap, this daily humiliation must be really damaging his self esteem.
Joking aside ... it really is getting hard not to feel a bit sorry for him, he is lacking in any normal restraint ... the Hull lads absolutely savaged him and Luv even changed his vote on the Fight Club thread as a result of his "cringeworthy" antics on the Hull board... quite tragic really.
Start simple with numbers, then if he shows promise, graduate to words. He's admitted that both fail him.
Careful SD ... you are bad mouthing a woman I have worshipped from a far ...(from a keyboard actually)
I gave Minxy something of mine to put in her mouth once, she told me that it was very satisfying. True story.
Sympathy post fior Quentin You could at least try to make it funny ... your concept of "Bantz" is only rivalled by your concept of 'fine dining' and is almost as wayward as your geographical knowledge