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First human head transplant 'could take place in 2017'

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  1. password invalid

    password invalid Well-Known Member

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    password invalid, Feb 26, 2015
  2. Blunham Mackem

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    I heard Blatters funding this to get another 50 years heading FIFA.
     
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    Blunham Mackem, Feb 26, 2015
  3. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    they'd have to operate to get his head out of his arse first
     
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    its been fun thanks :), Feb 26, 2015
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  4. its been fun thanks :)

    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    very Frankenstein ish - no doubt it'll happen one day
     
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    its been fun thanks :), Feb 26, 2015
  5. Blunham Mackem

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    He was gonna have an arse transplant years ago, but the arse rejected him.

    The old ones still got mileage... <laugh>
     
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    Blunham Mackem, Feb 26, 2015
    grandpops and its been fun thanks :) like this.
  6. Brian Storm

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    Read about this the other day. Can't see it happening in two years when it's projected that the cure of paralysis is 5 years away. I got the impression that the Surgeon has delusions of self grandeur anyway.
     
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    its been fun thanks :) likes this.
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    its been fun thanks :) ♬♬Badum-tish! ♬♬
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    any port in a storm -
    please log in to view this image
     
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    its been fun thanks :), Feb 26, 2015
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    Worzil Gummidge has been doing it for years...
     
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    They could try the first one on a Mag then at least they wouldn't have the brain to contend with..
     
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    Or they could do a Zaphod Beeblebrox and add another on the side, cost you a fortune in haircuts and hats though
     
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    ROBOJOHN, Feb 27, 2015

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    Peter Beardsley has asked if he can be first on the list
     
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    Love it, still jealous of him with "aunty Kathie" off Tyne Tees if the stories are true! She was lush
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Let's face it, even if it works, human rights dickheads will say it's not right and get it banned.
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Im nee medical scientist, but just how would this work?

    Where's the head coming from, and the headless body.
     
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    Commachio, Feb 28, 2015
  15. Home_and_Away

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    2017 my arse.... Me and my missus have our heads swapped over already.!!
    Sitting down for a piss is a nice change like :emoticon-0148-yes:


    image.jpg
     
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    Home_and_Away, Feb 28, 2015
  16. Billy Death

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    The jihadis will donate them. <ok>
     
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    Oooooooh :bandit:.... Nasty !!
     
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    whoever gets mine will be cursed with my good looks ,on a serious note will the stored material inside the brain still be there ,a bonus if you got a mags head meaning loads of empty space bit like a new hard drive
     
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    Kevin friend and Andre mariner please.
     
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    That's the problem with using second hand organs. Who ever got my liver would have to deal with my love of guinness, if they got my brain, they'd have to handle all that boring finance ****, and if they got my dick, well, who'd want a dick that's been used that much? <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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