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Could still have gone to the gym though ya lazy ****er

 

Wouldnr register under a 4x4.


Nice mutt though.

 

Not at all... Spaniels are also very intelligent dogs and make great pets..

 

Fine looking dog, mate. Get yourself a whistle ASAP, they're unbelievably responsive to them. And pointing, it's inbred in them to understand. I had a springer, had to get him it to sleep last year. Cancer. Went downhill rapidly, one of the worst things I've ever had to do. Also get some insurance cover and keep it up. Vets take the piss.

 

Yeh. Great pets.

I once got in the middle of a domestic between a cousin and his missus. She screamed at him, "you love those dogs more than you love me"!! He screamed back "I love those pheasants more than I love you, and I shoot those ****ers".

I love cocker spaniels

 

Cheers mate..Our lass's mam had a cocker when we first met and I absolutely loved him and walked him everywhere.. I have an oil painting of him in my passage that my mam painted for me..This was probably the biggest factor in choosing this breed..

 

They're brilliant dogs mate. You'll probably know they're pretty bad for pulling on the lead, get yourself one of the nose nozzles, a few tugs and they soon learn. The also love the dene if you've got one near and can smell pheasants from 50 yards and nothing will stop them from going for them.

(I dropped my phone in a cup of hot chocolate last week and lost me contacts.)

And I don't want to hear about your back passage.

 

Abdul likes the dog pic.


Shame the loopy cockney **** is down the cop shop again.

 

have you still got the same number mate, as I can text you mine again..

 

Not606 dating agency.

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Just call Al on






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Wine going down a treat..

 

Fell in a thorn bush in pitch black in the middle of nowhere. It Felt like diving head first into a cactus. Absolute dickhead, itchy as ****, claret everywhere.

Best day ever.

 

I'm having a pint with Cestria in the fanzone tomorrow before the game..I will have a go at getting him back on board..

 

Now that id like to see.

 

I remember when I was a kid a mate of mine ran through some thorn bushes and it ripped his skin to shreds...It still makes me cringe thinking about it..

 

i know i often gan on match day benders, but starting 17 hours before the game is a bit much even for me..

 

I fell off my bike as a kid wearing just shorts and trainers in the summer and I landed in the biggest load of nettles imaginable. I'd rather die than do that again.

 

Im liking your style.

 

Aye mate.