Please merge into Referee for Saturday... don't want to stand on anyones toes...!!! CLATTENBURG!!!!!... he's been in charge of 3 games for Arse'smell this season they haven't won any of them....
Good ref, I like Clattenburg. I also like battenburg. Do you think they could ever convince him to ref a game wearing a yellow and pink shirt in quarters like a Bristol Rovers shirt?
I wonder, will it be game of two halves, or perhaps quarters or will we as expected, slice them apart.. that would be the cherry on top ..
She's too ****ing good for you, you ungrateful bastard. It's an English classic of a cake ffs. Sponge, jam and marzipan. What's not to love? She actually makes them herself? I'm starting to see why she threw your ****e out from the garage now.
I don't do sweet stuff, but them eclair things. Some sort of pastry with chocolate on top and fresh cream in the middle. And mebbe a custard tart(can I say that word 'tart'?) Anyway, give me a sausage roll every time. I eat well and look after myself I do.
It's a health thing Haps, if she makes one I don't like the boys eat the lot. She's doing them no favours with Battenburg. There's other cakes she can make. TBF she's knocking up a chocolate cake for me on Wednesday night, it's one of the gadgers birthdays at the photography club.