help

does anywhere here post on the watrbs site i just cant post can anybody tell the mod stanley that i cant get onto there web

thanks

 

I would do, Ted, but your post asking us to tell the WATRB mod that you can't post onto that site has failed to post on this site, so I don't know about it.

 

Stanley says......NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

They told us not to help you.

 

It's all ok, they're sending the men in white coats...

 

Stanley says "you're our wife now"

 

Sorry ted most on here have brain cells.

 

but my career is over i must get back to the island i miss the turtles

 

At your age they'll be getting curious on a regular basis!

 

who ever told them thankyou very much im back on the island ,i think it was ubber hoop i love him

 

Have you thought about retiring there?

 

well yesterday whilst swimming around the island driving everyone round the bend
i suddenly had my pecker bit off by a turtle, so im sadly on the mend
my best mate ellers has contributed half an inch
and if i call in durbar im gonna need a winch

 

I love you too Ted, fancy some Alan? (Please excuse the dyslexia)

 

ubber ubber ubber do you love me
ubber ubber ubber do you care
ubber ubber ubber hoop
will you marry me
ubber ubber ubber would you dare

 

I'd do anything for a turtle.

 

this turtle was gorgeous beautifull legs gourgeous bum,i fell so in love then he bit my knob off

 

Presumably left you shell-shocked, Ted?

 

well without a knob
my whole life revolves around holloways gob
next season we win the leauge by twelve clear points,and take the fa cup as well
and the finalists will be chelsea so thats swell
ellers will drink champaign by the by the bottle and eat russian caviar
ill find out that ubber hoop is a beautifull russian female with lovely long blonde hair
we will get married,then i wont have a care

 

And what has this taugh us

 

TEd is off his meds again.