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  1. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Expensive beer in the pub the neet...It cost me sick squid for a pint and a half of lager..
     
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    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    Tell the landlord to stop watering it down
     
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  3. Brian Storm

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    When the wino suspected his chardonnay was watered down, he needed more proof
     
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    Home_and_Away Well-Known Member

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    Was that Matt Bianco...??? Yeah yeah !!
     
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  5. MrRAWhite

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    That comments deserves some clarety..
     
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  6. Brian Storm

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    A pessimist's blood type will always B-Negative
     
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    Home_and_Away Well-Known Member

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    Blood types eh... That's a difficult one... A Positive thought process required here me thinks
     
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    O..My goodness..
     
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  9. Smug in Boots

    Smug in Boots Well-Known Member

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    I worked for the blood transfusion service ...... I was in charge of biscuit distribution.

    I was sacked when they found I was taking my work home with me.
     
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    B- on blood tests......Failure runs through my veins
     
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    Montysoptician Well-Known Member

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    I was born to be a pessimist, even my blood type is B Negative <laugh>
     
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  12. Mick Buxton's Allotment

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    When I went to the doctor he made a monkey out of me- he made me wait for ages and then told me I was rhesus negative
     
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    Bloody hell man. If it was me I`d have seen red.
     
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  14. Mick Buxton's Allotment

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    I did. The doctor was keen on sending me off the premises and I was only saved by the receptionist who acted as referee
     
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    Just given blood for first time in my life this morning and never felt so great in my life!

    Turns out I'm not the dad!
     
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    They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type O <laugh>
     
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  17. Smug in Boots

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    I can't remember my result exactly, wasn't paying attention ......... summat about Hepatitis Bramble so I must be quite fit <ok>
     
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    Brilliant me. Mines A+
     
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    I remember reading about a vampire. Nice enough chap but always looking for his necks victim.
     
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    Freddie Mercury once poked me in the eye, I've got visual AIDS to prove it if anybody is interested?
     
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