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LIVERPOOL HEADLINE GAME I

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Delusional Full Stop, Apr 25, 2016.

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The Best Headline is

Poll closed May 4, 2016.

  1. Mignolet Tries To Hand Toon A Lifeline - But Misses !!! - No Chance

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  2. Dip dip hooray as rafa the gaffer saves the day - Chippy OR one North east club Punchy Swan

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%

  3. Belated birthday present for Rafa as Reds wish him many happy returns - Sebb

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%

  4. Anita for Captain?- The Ponytail Express OR Ginger takes the Anfield biscuit-Porn Mag

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. Another Two Points Go Begging for The Magpies- Bully

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. Mignolet flaps but Sahko's the dope-The Syndicate OR Damn you Scouse Biscuit

    0 vote(s)
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  7. Deflection Deflation as Toon Take a Point- Whiter than Day

    0 vote(s)
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  8. Newcastle lose thriller in the last minute again at anfield... Oh wait- Pantsy

    3 vote(s)
    42.9%

  9. Trev can't wait to be ACS's Tutu as Newcastle get Desmond at Anfield-Mime Boy

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%

  10. Albert pogos on Nev as Trev enjoys tutu draw.-Mars Bar Kid

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%
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  1. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Dan you believe it, Liverpool in lalaland at HT only to turn Pap when Newcastle get 2 colbacks.
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Apr 26, 2016
  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Sorry but to count as a 'headline' there is a maximum limit of 500 characters. Please try again.
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 27, 2016
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  3. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    I don't get this headline.. It has no reference to the game?
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Apr 27, 2016
  4. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    That's always the trouble; too many people thinking within the box...:)
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Apr 27, 2016
  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Why would you ruin your chances by submitting two entries? You know that brilliant Trev's amazing rules clearly state only one entry per person.
     
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    Obi Wan, Apr 30, 2016
  6. Captainchaos.

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    Replace mine with

    Newcastle sold their best players and might not get relegated.
     
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  7. swanseaandproud

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    With the Swans trouncing Liverpool yesterday confirms that at least one North east club will be relegated.....which one is anybodies guess and it could be both if Norwich have a bit of luck...
     
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    swanseaandproud, May 2, 2016
  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Bit of a long headline, but factually inaccurate too. Palace could still lose their last two games 10-0 and go down with Norwich.

    Stranger things happen on a Friday night in Wales.........
     
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  9. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Time to move this baby along. The submissions have been made. It is now time to judge. Who has been found wanting and who has been wanting to be found. Who is timing their Headline and who is Headlining the Times?

    Was it a fighting draw or a slow start costing 2 points will the winning Headline tell us?

    Time to find out. Time to pick the shortlist from another tip top list.

    Rules as before

    1 One vote per person
    2 No voting for yourself
    3 Voting ends Thursday 04/05/2016 at 9.00pm
    4 top 3 go into Final vote
    5 Any disputes and No Chamce Rule 46 applies
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, May 2, 2016
  10. InBiscanWeTrust

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    You've not even put a word of my headline in the poll options! Was a top headline that.

    P.s Can I vote for Jak's one if it's linked to mine? :huh:
    I wouldn't like to break any rules as I know this is a fair competition and the rules are very strict...
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, May 2, 2016

  11. Delusional Full Stop

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    <doh>

    "You". Wasn't that in your Headline? Try to keep everything factually correct, please.

    And in this situation you are able to vote for the Syndicate Chief provided you are aware of the implications.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, May 2, 2016
  12. InBiscanWeTrust

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    I feel like I've been stitched up here... even though no chance of winning anyway, even less so now!

    You put "Damn" and not "Dan" as the first word <doh>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, May 2, 2016
  13. Delusional Full Stop

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    Had to mate, had to.

    It didn't really make much sense as "Dan you". Also "Damn you" made much more sense suggesting a bitter disappointed Scouser after losing two points.

    <cheers>
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, May 2, 2016
  14. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Dan was a play on Can... as in. Can you believe it?

    If you're going to go changing all the submissions well this just puts the squeaky clean reputation under threat..
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, May 2, 2016
  15. Delusional Full Stop

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    How on earth was I supposed to work that out? Can didn't even play.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, May 2, 2016
  16. InBiscanWeTrust

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    That's why it was Dan... Sturridge.. oh dear.

    My awesome whit and pun ability is lost on you lot.
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, May 2, 2016
  17. Captainchaos.

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    I'm winning

    Please make it so

    The treble
     
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    Captainchaos., May 4, 2016
  18. Obi Wan

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    finally you admit it.
     
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    Obi Wan, May 5, 2016
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